>>>Automatic Communication Receipt>>> >>>anomaly>>> >>>Sunspot activity detected. Signal mismatch>>> >>>Beginning decryption. Partial relay completion>>>
Welcome to Cryer pharmaceuticals Client relations department: If you are in dire need of medical attention, please scream after the beep *
If you would like to make a complaint about one of Cryer's commercial products, please press the hash key, come down here; and say that to my face*
If you are experiencing itching, burning, or flaking skin after use of a cryer product: please keep silent and enter your account code now*
If you are a freelance agent working under a Cryer employee, please enter your verification code now*
If you are experiencing a hallucination after ingesting a Cryer product; please follow the dragon to the mushroom mountain, where you will be de-miniaturised and bathed*
>>>Extraneous data unmatchable: aborting sequencing >>> >>>Transmission terminated End Of Line. >>> >>>Patching'¦Stand By'¦
