Cryer Pharmaceuticals Recruitment (iRP)

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Name:

J. T. Smallpiece

Address:

No fixed abode.

Nationality: Bretonia

Qualifications (Educational):

Too numerous to mention. Mostly gained at the University of Please Yourself California.

Qualifications (Vocational):

Pass with Extinction for Advanced ferret throttling.

Relevant Experience:

Been dodging about all over the place for quite a few years now. I guess you'll be looking for people who don't let the grass grow.

Employment History:

Not much lately. I did have one of those Kusex things and did a little freelance work with that; if you know what I mean. Some authority types confiscated that so lately I've been doing a bit of budgie smuggling in a train.

Additional Information:

I like the idea of dragging drugs about.

Do you have a criminal record? If yes, provide details below:

Not really but the statute of limitations ain't run out on some of the stuff I've done so I'd rather not go into detail there.

Have you ever been accused of sexual harassment?:

Yes of course. That's what nice lookin' birds are there for isn't it?

I really like loud rock music but I can't play it in the cockpit 'cos it makes my eyes go wonky and I tend to crash into stuff.

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