*****Incoming Transmission******
*****Source : Planet Manhattan******
*****Comm ID : Thomas Wolfe*****
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Gday sir,
I'm here for the money and since Liberty Government offer good money for bringing those pirate to justice, I'll take them down for amount of cash, here is my application form
' Wrote:Bow before the prophet of the great god Lolwut. He sayeth unto you, "2millordai".
Now I handeth down the laws of Lolwut.
1) Shooteth he who rp, for he is the devil.
2) Demandeth credits from starfleas.
3) Sayeth Lol and typeth smileys to end sentence fragments.
4) Screameth, "Ennngggaagggeee" to appeaseth the evil god "Admin".
5) Attacketh only with capships, and only those who flyeth transports.
These are the laws of the great god Lolwut. Offendeth him at your own risk.