[font=Agency FB][color=#000000]PRIORITY: [color=#FF0000]Extremely High ENCRYPTION:Extremely High TRANSMISSION TARGET:BAF Recruiting Station #043, Planet Cambridge (Message is to be passed onto a high-ranking BAF official) IDENTIFICATION:Adam Patterson SOURCE:Planet Gran Canaria, Omega-49 SUBJECT:Ready to do my duty
[color=#FFFFFF]Yes, of course. The Crown would never sanction Privateers. I'm glad to see the Armed Forces keeps contacts within the organisation claiming to be in the service of Queen Carina and engaging in actions that would make them Privateers.
*A pause*
I'm sorry, but did you say triple-breasted? Either you're pulling my leg, or the Kusarians have finally evolved something a bit more useful than narrow eyes.
No, I think you're joking. Although, when it comes to Bretonian officials, it really is hard to tell the difference...
Who am I talking to?
[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.
' Wrote:Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.