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[color=#FF6600]Right ee'rbody... Listen up... We've been celebrating MISSSHES Cristina's promotion... And I have to say, the alcoholism going on is fun... So I want you all to join in song, in a toast to our new STAR COLONEL!

Missus Cristina, the new Star Colonel,
OOOOOH... She started out on Crete,
She proceeded to lose a bet,
That she later would regret,

Stars upon her brow,
She arrived at the Legion,
The beats were ragin',
But that didn't stop her from looking malignant!

One time when she was flying,
She lost her panties
She lost her sanity
OH MY GOD IT'S A CALAMITY

And I dare say,
To all your dismay,
There are no pictures,
Off her with no pitchers (on),
It's all up in my head, indeed!

The original line was;
"Missus Cristina,
She had an oedema"

But I couldn't continue on because it turns out that oedemas are fatal.


[font=fixedsys]That is all. Admiral Earlock ouuuuuut!

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