[101st] Recruitment Department

[schlurbi]

Bah, Danny here, ya probably know me, no Doubt ya do. It's me, White. Y'know I gave up mah Posit'n long 'go. Still dun' really want it back, been cruisin' 'round, gettin' drunk, gettin' Whores 'n piratin' Monkeys.

So, but why I'm here... cuz this is ya Recruitment Chann'l... Y'know I've met ya'n ya Gua'd quite long 'go 'n wondered if ya're lettin' me in there. I need a Change from that silly Libahty, too many Morons, includin' mahself. Ya a'so know 'bout mah own Problem dun'cha? Screwed Lungs 'n now an a'most screwed Livah, bwahaha. Wondah if ya o' that Ca'damine's gonna fix that fo' me. I'm an ol' Douchebag, but with that Stuff I'll tot'lly live longah. Been livin' on a stupid Rock fo' most of my Live, kinda miss livin' on a Planet, thought Malta looks nice.

Ya know mah Skills, ya know what I can do. Ya know what I did and what I'm still doin'. If ya're gonna let me in I can def'nitly bring mah Preggo, not su' 'bout that ol' Ba'ghest tho'.

See ya
Danny White

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"Who is it doing this synthetic type of alpha beta psychedelic funkin'?"