Why, I believe I see some shine on that Pineal, sir.
Question the first is known as an "infinite regress". I'd take an overcoat.
Question the second is a historical matter. In Eris' time, the variety of tubular meat snacks was pretty limited, as was the choice of condiments. Today, we are allowed to experiment (except for the bun part).
As to Loki, not sure if He ever had his plumbing reworked. If not, He should wear a comdiment.