Tales of the Admins

[Marburg]

Taking advantage of the apparent Neural Network fail he heard many rumors about, Marburg & secures a seal on one of the unused hatches on the underside of the Lost Battlestar.

He sends in a standard, bottom of the line Sirian robot whose only modification is that its head has been replaced with a plasma widescreen that shows the features of a swine when activated.

He likes to call it Pigface.

Anyway, after unloading the 'bot, he quickly unlatches his gunboat from the seal & travels a good distance away from the Admin Base of Operations, & from his cockpit, controls Pigface by remote.

It walks down the hallway stealthily...well, stealthily in the sense that its metal feet clang loudly on the metal deck plates & happens to yell "beep!" every twenty to twenty five meters or so.

Pigface makes its way to the Admin locker room & dusts the floor with itching powder.

It makes it's way to the Admin lounge & strategically sets a few whoopee cushions under some seats.

It goes to the observation window & spray paints "MODS RULE, ADMINS DROOL"

It opens the communications console and wires itself into the Battlestars' ship wide speaker system, turns the volume to maximum & ques up a repeating loop of 'Jump In My Car' by David Hasselhoff.

Pigface yells "BEEP!" & Marburg flies off out of system as fast as his ship will carry him while giggling like a drunk monkey.

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