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[5/11/2011 11:43:45 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk: erm
[5/11/2011 11:44:36 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk: guys. we have a claim on the board. BUT .. its a corsair. or seems so at least.
[5/11/2011 11:44:40 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk: wtf?
[5/11/2011 11:50:20 AM] martin 'vlko' vlk: the bounty board is paying corsairs? :O
[5/11/2011 8:47:31 PM] Chico: Yes?
[5/11/2011 8:47:40 PM] Chico: Is he registered?
[5/11/2011 8:47:52 PM] Chico: I just thought we didn't pay our own...
[5/11/2011 8:48:09 PM] Jose Benitez: traditionally we haven't
[5/11/2011 8:48:19 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: i dunno hes not on the registered list but he was paid before
[5/11/2011 8:49:04 PM] Jose Benitez: I thought it was almost a pre-requisite that you had to be registered to be able to claim off of the Bounty Boards?
[5/11/2011 8:49:05 PM] Jose Benitez: and not just ours?
[5/11/2011 8:49:43 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: i took it as a pre requisite to NOT be corsair:D
[5/11/2011 8:50:01 PM | Edited 8:50:05 PM] Jose Benitez: well no one is perfect.:P
[5/11/2011 8:50:26 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: well are we paying corsairs?
[5/11/2011 8:50:32 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: from a corsair bounty board?
[5/11/2011 8:50:35 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: that is highly odd
[5/11/2011 8:50:52 PM] Jose Benitez: I'd of said "no".
[5/11/2011 8:50:52 PM] Jose Benitez: not at the moment any way.
[5/11/2011 8:51:54 PM] Chico: I would have thought yes... (blush) and I believe I have paid them before. I must have mis interpreted the first lines of the bounty board
[5/11/2011 8:52:09 PM] Chico: This incentive is open to all loyal men and women of the Corsair Empire, and to certain Mercenaries who have proved themselves willing to aid our great nation. For the glory of the Empire, go forth and spill the blood of our enemies
[5/11/2011 8:52:14 PM] Chico: Thats what it says
[5/11/2011 8:52:24 PM] Jose Benitez: i tihnk that Corsairs have been paid before
[5/11/2011 8:52:35 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: ok now i see why we are broke all the time
[5/11/2011 8:52:40 PM | Edited 8:52:53 PM] Jose Benitez: but... didn't the rules change about who could collect Bounties?
[5/11/2011 8:52:44 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: firstly because employed reavers .
[5/11/2011 8:52:55 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: then because we let corsair claim
[5/11/2011 8:53:05 PM] Jose Benitez: we have had no Corsairs claim for ages have we?
[5/11/2011 8:53:06 PM] Chico: It's what that board says.
[5/11/2011 8:54:32 PM] Chico: I would reduce the payments a little in some cases and pay them. The more the merrier, just small claims gets more people involved. Also, caps raiding get torn up and sso there will be a LOT of bug payouts on that score
[5/11/2011 8:55:02 PM] Chico: (By reduce, I mean drop the value unless in specific cases)
[5/11/2011 8:55:09 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: nah
[5/11/2011 8:55:18 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: well get 100 million soon from the idiots on minor:D
[5/11/2011 8:55:47 PM] Jose Benitez: if we do decide to pay Corsairs why not halve the value?
[5/11/2011 8:56:01 PM] Jose Benitez: treat it as more of a bonus than a bounty?
[5/11/2011 8:56:19 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: i need to ask monty about it
[5/11/2011 8:56:35 PM] Chico: Hang on, keep the values for small ships like 1 mill etc but drop those for caps. a dozen caps ranseurs raiding into gamma will cost us 100 mill
[5/11/2011 8:56:43 PM] Jose Benitez: well get 100 million soon from the idiots on minor :Dare they minor idiots, or major ones? :^)
[5/11/2011 8:56:53 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: major idiots in minor
[5/11/2011 8:57:03 PM] Jose Benitez::)
[5/11/2011 8:57:05 PM] Chico: Why, whats going on up there then?
[5/11/2011 8:57:14 PM | Edited 8:57:23 PM] Chico: ( I liked what he did there...)
[5/11/2011 8:57:20 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: some 3 twats were going to 'shoot order'
[5/11/2011 8:57:57 PM | Edited 8:58:06 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: and 4th dude, a seemingly honest, but a bit hypocritic indie, followed them to take screens as froof of pheir presence there
[5/11/2011 8:58:53 PM] Jose Benitez: why do people seem to try so hard to screw things up for everyone with such apparent enthusiasm?
[5/11/2011 8:59:19 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: well .. thats what he said.
[5/11/2011 8:59:24 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: ill jsut tax them all ...:D
[5/11/2011 8:59:30 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: even the guy who reported
[5/11/2011 8:59:47 PM] Chico: THats cool. Let them and then we can shoot them as well until they pay Martins court
[5/11/2011 9:00:16 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: 'Where shouldnt you go?'
Minor...
'Where did you take the pictires?'
Minor ...
'Pull my finger.' *farts*
[5/11/2011 9:01:16 PM] Chico: (rofl)
[5/11/2011 9:01:30 PM] Chico: I am laughing out loud and my wife is asking me why....
[5/11/2011 9:01:47 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: nah ill go easy on that poor guy
[5/11/2011 9:02:04 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: since he made a nice rp post
[5/11/2011 9:02:14 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: unlike the one before him, who reported a guy for having double id
[5/11/2011 9:02:23 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: i was like 'WTFMAN?!'
[5/11/2011 9:03:14 PM] Chico: I am laughing out loud again. Stop with the humor please. My wife is getting up...
[5/11/2011 9:03:42 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: its not funny! its true!
[5/11/2011 9:04:18 PM] Chico: It is mate. I know it's not funny then but now?
[5/11/2011 9:04:21 PM] Chico: It's LOL funny
[5/11/2011 9:05:14 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: martin 'vlko' vlk mumbles something about damn lolwut indies trying to do RP posts in his Court
[5/11/2011 9:05:19 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: with a corsair name ...
[5/11/2011 9:05:20 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: sec
[5/11/2011 9:06:04 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: Corsair name ...
[5/11/2011 9:06:07 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: ready for it?
[5/11/2011 9:06:08 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: Olaf.Nordwin
[5/11/2011 9:06:24 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: *facedeskpalmhead*
[5/11/2011 9:10:06 PM] Jose Benitez: Olaf.NordwinA Corsair..... Did his ancestors get on the wrong sleeper ship or something?
[5/11/2011 9:10:09 PM] Chico: PLease stop, she can't take much more
[5/11/2011 9:10:19 PM] Chico: I am actually laughing here
[5/11/2011 9:10:22 PM] Jose Benitez: Perhaps they thought it was the flight home?
[5/11/2011 9:10:54 PM] Jose Benitez: I suspect they were rather suprised to find themselves with a bunch of Hispanics heading off to god only knew where.
[5/11/2011 9:11:18 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: Exkoos me madam, is this the flight to ze Oslo?
[5/11/2011 9:11:31 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: ASS-Hispania, gate 12.
[5/11/2011 9:11:52 PM | Edited 9:12:02 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: mexican girl behind the counter who cant speak english: Si.
[5/11/2011 9:12:00 PM] Chico: (rofl)
[5/11/2011 9:12:09 PM] Chico: Thats it. She's come over
[5/11/2011 9:12:25 PM] Chico: Even Juanito is interested
[5/11/2011 9:12:48 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: ok i better delete the racist stuff (bandit)
[5/11/2011 9:13:00 PM | Edited 9:13:08 PM] Jose Benitez: I am sure they were more than a bit perturbed when the inflight meal was twice fried beans and not raw fish....
[5/11/2011 9:13:20 PM] Jose Benitez: or maybe not
[5/11/2011 9:13:37 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: you mean cryo-liquid and breathig mask
[5/11/2011 9:14:39 PM] Chico: Thats almost kinky....
[5/11/2011 9:15:00 PM] Jose Benitez: that does sound a bit iffy...
[5/11/2011 9:15:19 PM] Jose Benitez: however, I am now curious about Senor Nordwin's RP....
[5/11/2011 9:15:38 PM] Jose Benitez: Does he have castanettes and a viking helmet on?
[5/11/2011 9:16:08 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: he has the castanetes on the horns on the viking helmet
[5/11/2011 9:16:34 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: menawhile, in ass-hispania's cockpit : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJSey8HRUhU
[5/11/2011 9:29:40 PM] Seanaidh (Montezuma): About the board paying 'sairs, I used to, as I felt it was an incentive for some of the newer Corsair players to visit the forum and get involved in forum RP (as claiming on the old 'sair bounty board was one of the first things I ever did on the forum)
[5/11/2011 9:30:14 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: okay ill pay him