Crete Protection Services - [CPS]

[Agmen of Eladesor]

Duty Log, [CPS] Officer Carlos.Santiago reporting.

Sex in space. Seriously, I knew that it was an issue when married couples would go into space, and get distracted.





The Guzmans managed to get tangled up in an interesting variation on the Kama Sutra whilst in the docking rings. I think they took the term 'docking rings' too seriously, and tried to dock a little too soon.

I warned them that they were causing major interruptions in service to the planet Crete with their actions, but it was to no avail.







Unfortunately, I had to destroy their ships, and fine them each $10,000 credits for the hazard. Wait, I am receiving a note... They are not married, they are brother and sister?

Desculpa...

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Oh god... The end of days... Agmen agreed with me.