Commissar-Colonel Aloysius Rhade glanced up from his book as his console beeped. He read through it and immediately frowned. He remembered an old trick one of the other Commissar's had shown him.
He typed a reply message into his console.
"Congratulations Comrade Stukov, you've been accepted into the glorious Fighter Corps!"
In the message, however, a virus was slipped. When the applicant went to joyfully open his acceptance message, his console was overloaded, exploding into the applicants face, covering them in white-hot plasma. Whether the burns proved lethal or not, it was an effective way of conveying that the Coalition had no time for fools who couldn't follow instructions.
