Rent-a-Ban Co.

[The Joker]

[SHUFFLING THE DECK OF CARDS]

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Are you irreversibly evil but weak and powerless with some money in your pocket?
[color=#33CC00]Are you a wealthy, schemey trader, sick of passing through some ugly system every day?
Are you a house official who has grown tired of greedy smugglers who secretly use your motherland's holes?
[color=#33CC00]Is there some trade lane, station, hole or a gate somewhere that simply bothers you?
Or are you simply bored and wanna see someone get banned beyond any hope?

Rent-a-Ban™ today!

In association with The Church of The Followers of Ban™ and Rule Violation Reports Division™, The Ministry has formed a brand new company -- Rent-a-Ban™Co.
For only 99,75 million credits or more, Rent-a-Ban™Co. will ban just about anything and anyone you wish, just for your own pleasure our dear customers! You just point the finger at some hole/gate/station, and we ban. Just dial 1-800-Ban and ban someone today! See? It's simple.

Use this channel only if you're interested party and let us talk about ban.



Each action of Ban will be properly documented for customer's viewing pleasure.
Banning of stations, holes and gates is charged per hour.
[color=#33CC00]If something unpredictable occurs, we reserve the right to a change of prices without announcing it first.

[THE JOKER CARD HAS BEEN DEALT]

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