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Offline Pancakes
05-26-2011, 06:20 PM, (This post was last modified: 09-27-2013, 09:38 AM by Pancakes.)
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.:Pancake With Maple Syrup:.

"Pancake With Maple Syrup is tastier then cereals fool!" Milky Cream yelled at a man in freeport 11 restaurant. The man replied to him "I spit on your stupid pancake!" Milky was shocked and asked him calmly and nicely "What group you said you belong to again?" The man proudly said: "I am part of the glorious Bounty Hunters."
Milky Cream wrote down: "Bounty hunters - Test, and when not, kill." The man tried to see what Milky Cream wrote as he closed his dairy. "oh, you wish to see what I wrote down? I can tell you that, I wrote Bounty hunters - Test, and when not, kill." Milky Cream paused "You know what, I think I will start ahead right now, its a great honor for you, being my very own first test subject!" The man raised an eyebrow "What exactly are you going to test?" Milky stabbed him with a fork in the head. "Lets see.... Nope, his brain is not liquid, weird the last human I ate had liquid brain, is that normal?" People around the bar was shocked. "Well I don't know what about you, but your food stinks, literally, I mean, what the hell you make it off? rotten fish or what? anyway I bet he is much tastier!" Milky Cream took a bite from the dead bounty hunter's hand. He then spit it out "Ew totally disgusting! so much perfume! what the hell?! are you a girl or something!?" Milky angrly kicked him in the head, and just then he saw pink liquid coming out from a crack in his skull. "Oh look! it was self made, the brain is liquid just the way I like it!" *chewing and drinking voices* Bling Bling...Bling Bling "Uhem yes who is it?" "It's The Good Doctor who else. Hey you little scwallywag get back there!" Milky made a funny face as he heard a chainsaw voice followed by screams. "The Good Doctor what are you doing?" a small pause and more screams "Well I am..." the man screamed so hard, that Milky Cream lowered the audio voice output. "Done, I was testing if I can convert his sex, now he is a chicken." Milky Cream laughed "Anyway, I am here to ask you how are you doing?" Milky replied: "I discovered few things, first humans brain is not liquid, but if you kick it enough it becomes liquid. Second I have added a group that is named Bounty Hunters to the list, and a group named zoners was chosen to be the not subject for testing, them and some odd group called the order, they have VERY powerful weapons, better not to mess around with them."

"Oh and Pancakes With Maple Syrup are tastier then Cereals!" The Good Doctor replied "Of course they are, who can think otherwise?" "Be surprised! I met few that think so!" Milky Cream replied.
The Good Doctor muttered to himself for abit then finally told to Milky Cream: "People that think so are not subject for testing, they are subjects for either mental care human style, or mental care DUST style. you know the death type thing"

.:Cucumbers:.

"That's a space cucumber I tell you!" Milky said. "No No, it's more a space pickle. you know why don't you just ask your... erhm... never mind." The good Doctor shamely stopped his words. Milky raised an eyebrow: "Ask who?" "Just drop it." "No" "Shut it fool!" Milky Cream grind his teeth. "Anyway Milky, I have a new task for you, I want you to find more humans - volunteers to be test subjects, those that will succeed beyond ANY expectation will receive a gift, well, their lives for a start and some neat toys I have to offer them."
Milky was still mad. So The Good Doctor, in attempt to cheer him up sarcasticly said: "You mad bro!?" "using a voice young kid, more stupid then the normal kids, way more, which is hard to find given the fact they are all stupid!" Said Milky Cream. "Anyway fine, I will make my best attempt, but you do know only either "brave" or really poor people will make attempt to pass the tests, nothing is harder, well maybe except a human body that was dumped in space for at least 10 days and I say that after having experience. totally inedible!" The Good Doctor was bored: "Just get them, get a lot, from both sexes male and females, preferably young."
"Aye Aye cap'n boredom!" Joked Milky. "Guh... Just offer them money to the hobos, and offer a challenge to the brave ones, the hobos will get harbor and...errr...livingability? while the brave ones will get... toys... they'll see what I have for them."
Milky Cream was interested: "What toys exactly Doc'?" "You shall see, if you haven't already."

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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
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DUST - by Pancakes - 05-22-2011, 08:19 PM
DUST - by Pancakes - 05-23-2011, 08:04 PM
DUST - by Pancakes - 05-26-2011, 06:20 PM
DUST - by Pancakes - 05-27-2011, 04:18 PM
DUST - by Pancakes - 06-11-2011, 02:48 PM
DUST - by Pancakes - 06-26-2011, 08:52 PM
DUST - by Pancakes - 07-17-2011, 11:57 AM
DUST - by Pancakes - 08-26-2011, 12:15 PM
DUST - by Pancakes - 08-28-2011, 06:09 PM
DUST - by Pancakes - 12-12-2011, 03:10 PM
DUST - by Pancakes - 05-17-2012, 02:20 PM
DUST - by Pancakes - 06-26-2012, 10:44 AM
DUST - by Pancakes - 07-09-2012, 07:23 PM

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