Xeno Alliance communications (iRP) (FO)

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Source: Houston Orbit
Comm ID: XA-Earl "BushMaster" Hopper
Subject: Coming home

Oh I hope you didn't forget about damn Earl there you lazy buggers. I've been surviving on Houston for last two months, avoiding damn coppers all around the surface. Been hiding in one of our homeless shelters there, looking as a bum, feeding as a bum, feeling beautiful as a bum. But I got me some troubles, some damn copper was harassing one of us, so I had to beat him to death. Well as usual when you beat a pig you got to run, so I went to the wasteland and started working on some eagle wreck. She'll get me home if nothing.

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Now I don't wanna be demanding an all you know..but I expect some food and keg of Mother's Finest, you hear me ? Good. I'll see you boys in 16 hours. Yeeeee haaaaaawwww.

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