SCRA Communications Centre

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To: [color=#FFFFFF]SCRA Idiots in cockpits
Comm. ID: Commissar Leon Mendel
Priority: HIGH
Subject: She had the balls you lack

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It is with profound sadness I must report the death of two time Hero of the Revolution, Commissar-Colonel Vicenta Gonzales.

She died, as she lived, with a knife between her teeth fighting the counter revolutionary filth that lurk in the darkness. Reports are sketchy at this time, but there were rumours she was killed after a freak forklift accident involving skewering said counter revolutionaries in an ordinance factory on Volgograd. The resulting explosion as she ran into a crate of nuke mines took out much of the facility.

She is post-humorously awarded a third Hero of the Revolution medal, and a statue of her is being erected in the Palace of the Coalition, where it will forever serve as a warning that enemies of the Coalition will never find sanctuary within our boundaries.

Leon Mendel
Commissariat of Public Relations

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