Xeno Alliance communications (iRP) (FO)

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Source: Ouray Base, Colorado System
Comm ID: XA-Earl "BushMaster" Hopper
Subject: Report

So I've been flyin' around, nutting special and all. Suddenly all these damn coppers, cannibals, kusarian come into our Colorado....I just don't get it. So I've went kaboom ! on their lil skinny ships. Ate em with the widows till they learned their lessons and ended up in pods. They won't be rebuilding anytime soon if you ask me.

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Commander and me made some mess today, blown up couple of navies, some big ships as well, but damn it I ended up in the pod before we took out some idiot in a gunboat. We'll get him next time, put him on the huntin list I say !

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