Red Hessian Reporting Facility

[Roter Frontkämpferbund]

Kameraden, we are glad to inform you about the successes on many fronts - in Gamma and in Rheinland. Our everyday assaults on Corsairs space even reach Crete and allow us to hit the degrading Cretan nation in their very heart.

We intecept the convoys bringing the shipbuilding materias and destroy the existant Legates and Osirises, pushing Cretans closer and closer to economic collapse.

Kamerade Eichel had a pretty odd encounter the last day.

2011-06-04 15:54:47 SMT
[RF]-Klara.Eichel: Little Bretonian, so, would you stop and tell us something? It's just a suggestion.
Terrance.Dawson: Yes, what do you want to know?
[RF]-Klara.Eichel: What are you doing here, for example.
Terrance.Dawson: Well I'm just having a look...
Terrance.Dawson: Nice ship you got, mate
[RF]-Klara.Eichel: A look around Omega-11? Quite entertaining to spy around Rheinland space, right?
SCRA|Otto.Wolfe: Well, what have we here?
[RF]-Klara.Eichel: I'm not a mate for you, honey.
Terrance.Dawson: Well Technically its not rheinland space...
Terrance.Dawson: 'Ello
[RF]-Klara.Eichel: Prove me wrong, though, you are right, it's the space that belongs to Red Hessian Army and not some Kanzler's government.
Terrance.Dawson: Well I must have misunderstood something
Terrance.Dawson: I'd better be on my way then, 'ey lads?
[RF]-Klara.Eichel: Well, the point is - you're an uninvited guest. No, you won't be on your way unless I hear what I want.
Terrance.Dawson: Well I would like to kill some Corsairs for you
[RF]-Klara.Eichel: Errm, no. I'm more interested in who were you spying on - Rheinland or us.You know, plain curiosity.
Terrance.Dawson: I was having a look at Dauman operations
Terrance.Dawson: Nothing special
[RF]-Klara.Eichel: Don't think about running, please. Or I'll have to shoot you. Right here.
[RF]-Klara.Eichel: And... why are you that much interested in them, the operations of that pointless and generally not so nice corportation?
Terrance.Dawson: I was seeing what they were hauling. If their goods are profitable
[RF]-Klara.Eichel: So, what if their goods are profitable..?
Terrance.Dawson: We'll then perhaps someone can enforce a tax on them
[RF]-Klara.Eichel: Hm, so, and who will it be - taxing thre filthy Daumann around Omegas?
Terrance.Dawson: We'll I was thinking that would be the perfect job for me
[RF]-Klara.Eichel: So, you're here on Bretonian Military ship with Queen's color, thinking of piracy in our space. A mere pirate in other words.
Terrance.Dawson: I have a cause
[RF]-Klara.Eichel: Continue telling me about it. I'm listening.
Terrance.Dawson: I want to fight for the glory of the queen
Terrance.Dawson: Fund her empire by taxing
[RF]-Klara.Eichel: So, you are going to pirate the miners in our space for the glory of Bretonian Queen? Excuse me, honey, but it's the wrong...
[RF]-Klara.Eichel: answer. You just lost the game.
Terrance.Dawson: And get revenge on the Corsairs in the process
Terrance.Dawson: Sorry, not looting, eh hehe
SCRA|Otto.Wolfe: *He Chuckles* A Bretonian, and a Pirate. You don't have much going for you right now, do you?
[RF]-Klara.Eichel: Now I will consider what side should I start shooting you from. I choosee... the tail.
Terrance.Dawson: Taxing for the Crown, I mean
[RF]-Klara.Eichel: You're just disguisting.
Terrance.Dawson: Now that is not very nice
[RF]-Klara.Eichel: Poor Bretonia with the ones like you. Now... run?
SCRA|Otto.Wolfe: This'll be fun.

Such information gives the idea of reconsidering our Bretonian operations and pay more attention to Omega-3 and Omega-47 space in the nearby future. Those activities of the Bretonian plutocratic regime should not be tolerated. Our recent success in the space of the Republic allow us to spare several wings to ensure the security of low Omegas. The last time a joint bomber wing of Rot Front and Rote Hessen Armee had ran into a whole Corsair battlefleet of two battleships with escort causing havoc in Stuttgart. The following records indicate the success of the anti-Corsair operation, as well as the attack on the Rheinwehr forces on the same day.

It should be additionally noted, that according to the materials collected during that assault on Rheinwehr facilities, there is a risk of progressing Harris Disease in the Military ranks, caused by stress and bad hygiene. The files had been transferred to the Propaganda Departement servers for possible future usage and here follows the raw record of the messages sent by Rheinland Battleship commander on wireless.

[color=#000000]2011-06-04 18:34:55 SMT
RNC-Bayern: For god sakes, it is planet Stuttgart you morons..
RNC-Bayern: It is supposed to be defended
RNC-Bayern: Assisting RM
RNC-Bayern: This coward has no value
RNC-Bayern: Yes you moron
RNC-Bayern: This sucker is ramming you
RNC-Bayern: Moron seems to have problems with their ego
RNC-Bayern: Too easy
RNC-Bayern: Man you suck
RNC-Bayern: Is it your pants..?
RNC-Bayern: That smell so bad?
RNC-Bayern: Lets make the turds pop in his...I mean her pants aswell
RNC-Bayern: You fight like a bunch of girls
RNC-Bayern: Bla bla bla
RNC-Bayern: Talk of the losers..

For the freedom of Rhineland!

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