Background : Gerard Dragance was born with a pencil in his mouth from parents both well versed into the art of writing. Their son was obviously to follow suit, and he consequently followed litterature studies.
One day, as he had put his body to rest in order to browse more efficiently through his mind, hunting for novel ideas, something entirely new developed in his brains. Something so shiny, it was a source of light and delight to his spirit. Then, during his vision, some big, bold letters appeared in the middle of the light ; the letters said this : "ZE ARCH". Then the light departed as incongruously as it appeared.
Astonished and in quest for truth, Dragance did what every person in quest for truth does these days ; he typed "ZE ARCH" in the Gallic Extranet search engine, Froogle.
Naturally, each and every result of this search lead to the One and Only corporation ; the Gallic Metal Service. He applied in no time, still absorbed by his Quest. When he exposed the sole reason of his joining to the recruiters, he was hired almost instantly ; Among those who had listened to him, those who weren't convinced yet of the astounding benevolent power held by ZE ARCH now were fully supporting Dragance in his Quest for Truth. To his followers, he spoke thus ;
"Follow me, brothers, and together, let us Discover the Truth held by ZE ARCH by busting the holy sand out of the Godly rocks ZE ARCH will graciously submit to us."
(06-14-2019, 12:25 PM)Sombra Hookier Wrote: If everyone was a bit more like Lanakov, the entire world would be more positive. Including pregnancy tests.