Gallic Metal Service Operations Reporting Terminal

[Battlesnax]

Operation Leader: Pierre Butterscotch
Department: External Operations - Division of Gallia-Sirius Cultural Exchange
Additional Personnel:

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Additional Notes:

PART 1

I set out to learn more about ze Sirians of ze Breton and Liberti Houses as well as scouting for more untapped minerals. I started by entering ze system named "Deux-blin". It is a shiny system that we have visited before. However, ze GMS has never stopped to check and see ze fertility of ze evil rocks on the edge of ze system. I found some Sirian miners that attested to ze quantities of Gold Ore that could be extracted from the rocks. I took some Gold Ore as a sample for further study. Then, something hilarious happened. A Sirian, likely a comedian, showed up with ze funniest ship name I had ever seen: Long_Hon_Silver. I just about spit out ze wine I was sipping at that moment! Needless to say, I could barely contain my own "Hon"s. Add to that ze irony that this Sirian was a GOLD huckster, and not a Silver huckster...well I just couldn't stop ze laughing. However, an awkward moment arose when ze comedian started questioning ze Crowne's motives and plans for ze future. I assured the Sirians present that ze Sol incident was ancient history and they were not in any danger.
Ze comedian left and I departed towards Liberti for more cultural research (See Part 2).

Here are photos of ze encounter:

PART 2

Upon arriving in Neu York, I quickly was drawn to vaguely Gallic femme. Her voice carried over ze system communications like warm butter on ze fresh baguette. Her name was Victoria Reyes and her ship's callsign was: "Marche.Au.Supplice" and I must admit, even as a family-man, I was smitten. But upon meeting her face-to-face and after a quick talk, I realized she was not just a Femme, but a Femme Fatale! Her ship was of ze olde Slave Liner design, and her info-card (see photo) bragged of hundreds of illegal human kidnappings! Once learning ziss terrifying detail and not wanting to be her latest victim, I quickly scampered off towards ze Planet Manhattan....but not before getting a quick group photo!

PART 3 (More to come)

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Let's all just be friends and have a good time.