This is some weird load you got me into Brown and I want OUT. Forget liberty there are monkeys claiming to be Zoners. And of course there is a bloody Nomad battleship orbiting the surface I had to launch a stealth probe on a cruise disruptor to get away from the distortion field. You better get me out of here cause either I’m crazy or....Monkeys!
Jeeze you guys don’t pay me enough for this. Listen the Reapers are a bust no one round here has heard of them so either we need a full stealth recon force or we need to investigate outcast systems because of their weapons.
That’s the important part over so I’m only gunna say this last bit once. Get me outta this hell hole! I’m in Omicron Kappa sector C5 on planet of the apes. Get your filthy paws off me I’m allowed to park here.
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