DUST

[Pancakes]

.:How Would you define life?:.

"How would you define life?" The Good Doctor asked Milky Cream. "I would say that anything that can think is alive" Milky replied. "How would you define a living then?" The Good Doctor asked in a suspicious tone. "Anything that serves its purpose, and beyond it" Milky replied with lots of victory in his voice. "Oh well, I guess humans don't fall under that category then, humans and cakes." "Why cakes?" Milky asked. "Well, we have pies, cakes are unneeded therefore they have no purpose to fulfill. The Cake is indeed a lie" A scream could be heard "oh right, I made you dinner I hope you like them alive Milky" Milky licked his lips "The way I like them, But could you please remove the nails and teeth, they are horribly hard, and annoying when I eat them" Milky said, in a bit angry voice. The Good Doctor laughed more screams could be heard "Done monsieur La Cream" The Good Doctor said. "Don't talk to me french, it reminds me of frogs, yesterday I ate frog, it was not tasty, not at all.... Now give me that human, I haven't ate real food for days now!"

...Unknown time later...okay 5 minutes later...

"God, that Human was DAMN GOOD!" Milky yelled. "WHAT!? WWWWHHHHAATTTT?!!??!?!?! Did you just said "GOD"...you... you believe in god!? You are the worst AI ever created!" The Good Doctor raged.
"You see, I, The Good Doctor, have been in places you can't even imagine!..." Milky cut him in the middle "Actually I can, I have access to your memories...idiot." The Good Doctor was silent "Fine you win this one, but you shall lose MILKY CREAM!"

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