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[Shagohad]

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Commissar General Viatcheslav Blackblood

*Viatcheslav is seen applauding* An excellent speech, Mendel. Wish I had a camera crew to execute for being incompetent. Oddly enough, I don't think I'm as brutal as you are. Oh wait. The family I executed earlier for not singing the Coalition National Anthem loud enough disproves that. Never mind!

Regardless, ladies and gentlehumans of the Fighter Corps, it has been by vote of the Commandant and the Premier to appoint a new Commissar to scare the absolute living crap out of you. And what better than something that isn't human?

I come to you as Commissar General Viatcheslav Blackblood, your latest and greatest terror on the battlefield. Together, Mendel and I will put the fear of any deity you hold dear back into you. And hopefully, that deity is one that recognizes authority and courage.

Remember: It's still part of my programming to kill and maim. I turn it off for your benefit.

For the True Ikon; my Ikon of Ikons.

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