5 Million bounty on Reavers

[BaconSoda]

-( Incoming Transmission
-( Reaver Mercenary Company
-( John "Pumpernickel" Mackinac

You know. I eat a lot of things. Fruit. Grains. Dairy. Meat. Fat. Sugar. Even vegetables. But there's one thing I can't condone eating:

People.

Synth Green, anyone? More like...SYNTH SILVER! DUN DUN DUUUUN!

If not for that, I would gladly take your bounty. However, if you promise not to eat her, I'll cooperate.

~John Mackinac

-( Transmission Terminated

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:49:19 AM] Elgatodiablo: You know its nice that you have all that proof and all, Bacon... but I just don't believe you.