The curious story of Tina Dooley

[Ayem]

Tina Dooley's Diary

Dear diary,

I'€™m sorry I lost you in space when I blew that man out of the airlock, but you were in my bag and he'€™d grabbed my bag and I had to run. I'€™m really really sorry. But at least I found you again! That tracking beacon wasn'€™t a waste of time, hey?

Okay, so I had an amazing day. I struck a blow for the Nomads! I took the fight to our enemies! Hell yeah!

There were these two guys, and I think they were like that other guy, you know like a bully or something. And anyway, they jumped into Leeds through the Dublin jumphole were I was sitting, watching the tradelane traffic go by. And doing sentry duty. Obviously. But who cares about that? Boring.

So these two guys drop out of the jumphole and I'€™m all like '€œOh maybe I'€™ll get to shoot something today'€, and guess what diary?

I bet you can'€™t guess.

I got to shoot something today!

They were in Hathors, which are like these big flat flying saucers. And the Order, those are the bullies who shoot the Nomads.. I mean us!.. But they were like Corsairs, or whatever, but I wasn'€™t fooled. I knew what they were after. They wanted to kill a nomad! And I was there!

I was so scared, diary.

But I put on my brave face and I hollered at them and they went all defensive and I did the spinny weavey thing and I shot them in the bum and they tried to shoot me but they were really bad shots. And well, a Werewolf isn'€™t much against two Hathors so I took the jumphole back to Leeds. But that wasn'€™t the end of it, oh no! They chased me!

The.Ugliest.Nomad: Wait!
Morpheus.Rising: nomad
The.Ugliest.Nomad: I can read your mind!
The.Ugliest.Nomad: You'€™re a.. CORSAIR!
Morpheus.Rising: hold your eng
The.Ugliest.Nomad: Everyone knows Nomads hate Corsairs, because Corsairs are greedy and stupid and have dumb names!
The.Ugliest.Nomad: A wise nomad knows when to fleeee!
The.Ugliest.Nomad: See? So dumb!
The.Ugliest.Nomad: Muah ah ah!
The.Ugliest.Nomad: The Nomad always wins!
The.Ugliest.Nomad: It can read your miiiind!

Of course, they didn'€™t catch me. Dumb Corsairs.

But there was this IMG guy and these two Corsairs went for him, like they were going to pirate him or shoot him or something (I must'€™ve made them really mad) and they cruised towards him and shot cruise disruptors and stuff but I was there, all over them, blatting away with my cruise disruptors and they didn'€™t get anywhere near him! And he got back to the Hood.

Morpheus.Rising: hold it IMG
IMG|V|Miles.Green: Well bugger me!
The.Ugliest.Nomad: They'€™re bad men!
The.Ugliest.Nomad: Don'€™t go near them!
The.Ugliest.Nomad: I am a Nomad and I read their minds and I only saw NAUGHTY thoughts.
The.Ugliest.Nomad: You'€™re safe now Mister IMG man!
The.Ugliest.Nomad: Hehe!

And then a gunboat came out!

IMG|Miles,Green[D] Try this on for size you cowards!
The.Ugliest.Nomad: Watch those dumb Corsairs run!
IMG|Miles,Green[D]: bring it!
Morpheus.Rising: next time. Fools with your alien allies.
IMG|Miles,Green[D]: Hah. Chuckens!
The.Ugliest.Nomad: You ain'€™t nothing but bullies and bullies are scaredy cats!
Equilibrium222: didnt see you two fighting back haha

And we chased the Hathors and one of them got stuck in Dublin so we went pew blatt blatt pew! And then it ran through the jumphole. But we caught them on the other side and turned them into fireworks! Strike two for the blue guys! Yeah!

The.Ugliest.Nomad: That'€™s what you get for robbing the graves of my creators!
IMG|Miles,Green[D]: Bloody idiots!
The.Ugliest.Nomad: That'€™s what I said, but did they listen?
The.Ugliest.Nomad: No. They just shot at me.
The.Ugliest.Nomad: Shooting at a nomad just proves they'€™re idiots.
IMG|Miles,Green[D]: Yeah. Some people are just plain stupid.
The.Ugliest.Nomad: Nomads never lose!

Anyway diary, I'€™m sleepy so I'€™ll let you get some rest. I promise never to blow you out an airlock again.

I promise, I promise, I promise.

<3 Tina.

PS. KABOOM! <3

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