UNLAWFUL CONTRACTS - GAIANS - Gaian Underloch

[BaconSoda]

-( Incoming Transmission
-( Reaver Mercenary Company
-( John "Pumpernickel" Mackinac

I'm back! Hopefully with some penance!

Anyway, this is what I'm buying with today.

Molly Brew.
Black. Like Coffee.
Molly Brew.
Hot. Like Coffee.

And then there's this guy. Dunno what you want to think of him. He had a Merc ID, but his buddy has a Molly ID. If you don't wanna pay us, you know, that's cool, but this is how baked he got:

Molly Brew Isn't Very Good.

If you're wondering how the ID shots are so strange, with a Manta and all, we all kind of looked at each other and then realized we needed someone to get some ID shots. Lo and behold, there was this guy there. And so we told him he would either give us his black box, or we'd be making stew out of him. You can guess which one he chose.

Delicious!
~John Mackinac

-( Transmission Terminated

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:49:19 AM] Elgatodiablo: You know its nice that you have all that proof and all, Bacon... but I just don't believe you.