Will work for food

[Madvillain]

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****Comm ID: Uncle pete ****
****location: Smelly.old.pete's Headquarters****
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Howdy y'all
We can help y'all out !
All items you need we got available for shipping.
Since you haven't mentioned quantities yet , our logistics service came up with this cargo letter :



Let us break down the full costs.



As you can see this is quite an investment for your uncle Pete.
Ofcourse you can pay us back by working for us ,
but like that it would take your boys a long time to cover all the debt.
Maybe we could come to a more long term agreement ?
I'm thinking of a profit percentage of your mining endeavours ,
Or maybe a permanent trading agreement , giving us monopoly on your hauling needs.
I'll even throw in a free dog or two!

Waiting for your response

Your uncle Pete

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