Kabukicho Depot

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Lo Wang bows in front of the screen.

"Konnichiwa, honored brothers and sisters. Today something strange happend. I was on guard duty at Kabukicho as usual.
On my guard shift I've had a nice chat with our brethrens Yoshio Kodame, Purotekuta, Tomodachi, Byakko Tomodachi and Fujita Miu.
But then a freelancer undocked right in front of me. He said that he was trading something here and judging from his empty cargohold he was already done.
Nevertheless, I found him suspicious and asked him how he figured out the position of our base. But instead of an answer, all I got was some static.
If you allow me my opinion, I believe that he was probably infected with the so called "Lawl syndrome". I'm not a doctor and first I thought
that a mentally ill individual is not worth mentioned. I couldn't let him dock again and causing problems so I offered him to send me some credits for some medicine.
Then that baka made me angry. I don't know if he was serious about it, or it had something to do with his mental disease, but he really said right in front of me
that he planned to join that cursed blood dragons and became famous. I had to act fast and get rid of
this security problem. That's all to report. Your humble servant, Lo Wang from the Black Dragon Society."

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Lo Wang bows again and fades away...

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