With reasonable assumptions about latitude and body shape, how much time might she gain them? Note: whatever the answer, sunrise always comes too soon. (Also, is it worth it if she throws up?)
Iâll carry this flag
To the grave if I must
Because itâs flag that I love
And a flag that I trust
"Obama has been writing Lincoln/Obama erotic fan fiction on his secret livejournal. Excerpt: Lincoln lay back on the bed, nude save for his trademark stovepipe hat. 'Tell me,' he purred seductively, as he and Obama formed a more perfect union. 'When you come, is it 10% ethanol?'"
"The worst part is when sidewalk cracks are out-of-sync with your natural stride."
"This was actually drawn years before Red Spiders"
Haha the one that went here had the F-word in its URL and so the boards was blocking it so the link wasn't working. Only 2 Cyanide and Happiness ones today!