[OPEN] [2nd Story] As if it couldn't get any worse...

[PlasmaSabre]

Then the Osiris jumped into battle surrounded by Order ships, and pulverized 2 of the Nomad Battleships.

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[Enkidu]

…Suddenly, a sequence of stupendously outsize, roughly-teardropped-shaped craft of impartial origin warp into the fight, as some of the most sexually endearing vessels in human history start space-jumping marines from their innards, their waistlines blotting out the sun, comms screaming shiznik about "Pennsylvanian Independence"; whatever that means.

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THE SYNDIC LEAGUES
(A co-operative of Rheinland's outlawed trade unions, determined to take the underworld for themselves.)

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[PlasmaSabre]

And then the sun exploded.

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[Enkidu]

Jone's jump drive flared into action as he blind-hopped free of the event horizon, dragging a leviathan and three valors with him into an oddly purple looking system, more Alliance jump signatures flaring out behind him…

"…Phew old boys, that was a close one, eh?"

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THE SYNDIC LEAGUES
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[rukja]

EXAMPLE of what not to do: Seminar Requests
"There once was a character."
"Name By Religion A man walks up to the character."
"The man shoots the character dead."

[PlasmaSabre]

"Give me a full sitrep" commanded Jones.

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[Enkidu]

...To the sounds of screaming over all comns.

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THE SYNDIC LEAGUES
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[Zynth]

A panicking crew member accidentally drops a hot triple-decaf-cappuccino on commander Jones' newly bought white shirt.

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[Starsunder]

"ARGH! DECAF!" yelled Jones as he hastily removed his shirt, bumping into a control panel as he did so.

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[lIceColon]

And a order for 20000 units of decaf was sent to open channels

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No atmosphere? GTFO.
The propeller is the greatest invention of all time.