I can haz skype

[schlurbi]

-Removed-

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"Who is it doing this synthetic type of alpha beta psychedelic funkin'?"

[darkxy]

[05:54:46] Nemanja(darkxy): got a laid as usual D:<
[05:55:07] Zigeris-Masanori-Hansen: More like laid out by the street hooker
[05:55:25] Zigeris-Masanori-Hansen: Ya were crossing on his or her turf
[05:55:29] Zigeris-Masanori-Hansen: >,<
[05:55:38] Zigeris-Masanori-Hansen: Wait...
[05:55:48] Zigeris-Masanori-Hansen: what do you mean got a laid as usual?
[05:55:57] Zigeris-Masanori-Hansen: "got a laid"
[05:56:00] Zigeris-Masanori-Hansen: what is that?
[05:56:04] Nemanja(darkxy): sex

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[Corsair]

The GRP were playing Robot Unicorn Attack.

2:37:37 PM] 'Mike': is wondering why it is so addictive to play
[2:37:48 PM] 'Mike': 11552 I haz
[2:39:58 PM] Dusty Lens: My personal best is upwards 18000 for a life
[2:40:12 PM] Dusty Lens: the screen was moving so fast I made about a thousand points just going AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[2:40:18 PM] 'Mike': z
[2:40:33 PM] 'Mike': 18k in 1 life?
[2:40:42 PM] Dusty Lens: Yup
[2:40:44 PM] 'Mike': mine was 4k in 1 life
[2:40:51 PM] Dusty Lens: Play the game too much
[2:40:55 PM] Dusty Lens: instead of studying
[2:41:00 PM] Dusty Lens: It can happen for you!
[2:41:41 PM] 'Mike': zx
[2:41:45 PM] 'Mike': pfff
[2:42:42 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh dear
[2:42:55 PM] Duncan: Hehe, that game is fun.
[2:43:12 PM] Corey (Gheis.Mace): Wait...LeGloan....who is youVogel
[2:44:34 PM] Corsair(Alexander): I should feel something.. Anything, when I plow my unicorn into a cliff.
[2:44:38 PM] Corsair(Alexander): But I don't.
[2:44:48 PM] Corsair(Alexander): This game makes my brain numb.
[2:44:53 PM] Fear Me! (Russell): VOGEL
[2:44:57 PM] Fear Me! (Russell): IMMA KEEL YOU
[2:44:58 PM] Corsair(Alexander): HARMONY, HARMONY, AAAHYHEAH!
[2:45:20 PM] Duncan: I love that song. its on my MP3.
[2:47:04 PM] Dusty Lens: I should feel something.. Anything, when I plow my unicorn into a cliff.context?
[2:47:45 PM] Duncan: Sore of 13308 in one life. Score!
[2:47:53 PM] Dusty Lens: Nice
[2:47:57 PM] Dusty Lens: That's very very good tbh
[2:48:06 PM] Dusty Lens: I've never gotten higher than that on purpose
[2:48:32 PM] 'Mike': I either hit walls or stars
[2:49:01 PM | Edited 2:49:14 PM] Duncan: the other two lives I just ran into the cliff to see if I felt anything. I felt joy. Is that good to feel joy when you run a unicorn into a cliff?
[2:51:07 PM] Corsair(Alexander): I got 12k in one.
[2:51:11 PM] Corsair(Alexander): PLAY HARDER
[2:51:16 PM] Corsair(Alexander): MORE HARMONY
[2:51:32 PM] Duncan: Wtf? I died because I ran out of jumps. thats a first.
[2:52:13 PM] Corsair(Alexander): Another 12k
[2:52:25 PM] Duncan: 11K
[2:52:36 PM] Duncan: Are you saying per life, or full game?
[2:52:37 PM] Corsair(Alexander): Dash
[2:52:40 PM] Corsair(Alexander): Refills jumps
[2:52:56 PM] Duncan: Yea, I did. that was the weird part.
[2:53:14 PM] Duncan: I dashed into a cliff that threw me downwards.

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[sovereign]

Broken Bonds mod: very fishy


Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast steps into the chatroom
[6:10:57 PM] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: Ohai everybloody
[6:11:21 PM] 'Mike': 'Mike' slaps andre
[6:11:26 PM] 'Mike': hai
[6:11:27 PM] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: Q_Q
[6:11:28 PM] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: Oww
[6:11:45 PM] Unseelie: hai
[6:11:52 PM] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: Yer lucky I'm out of fresh fish to slap you with
[6:12:02 PM] Chris (Sovereign): Chris (Sovereign) hands AJ a rusty salmon
[6:12:11 PM] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: Ah, the good old rusty salmon
[6:12:15 PM] 'Mike': rusty salmon?
[6:12:19 PM] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast bludgeons mike to death with said salmon
[6:12:37 PM] 'Mike': 'Mike' avoids blast, making the fish hit chris
[6:12:47 PM] Chris (Sovereign): Chris (Sovereign) gets tetnus
[6:12:56 PM] Chris (Sovereign): Chris (Sovereign) goes to the hospital for the second time in two chats
[6:13:14 PM] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast tries to remove the alodged fish off Chris' head
[6:13:31 PM] 'Mike': 'Mike' backstabs andre with a swordfish
[6:13:39 PM] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: FFFUUU
[6:13:43 PM] Chris (Sovereign): Chris (Sovereign) needs a weapon
[6:13:48 PM] Chris (Sovereign): Chris (Sovereign) goes mining for fish
[6:13:52 PM] 'Mike': fishy stuff going on here
[6:13:54 PM] Chris (Sovereign): Chris (Sovereign) can't figure out how
[6:13:57 PM] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast unleashes a cloud of ink and disapears
[6:13:57 PM] Chris (Sovereign): HOW I MINE FOR FISH
[6:14:08 PM] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: WIF A AX
[6:14:10 PM] 'Mike': with nets!
[6:14:29 PM] Unseelie: GUILD SECRET

<stuff about Mollys>

Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast lights cocktail on fire and throws it at mike
[6:22:36 PM] 'Mike': 'Mike' evades as usual, makinmg it hit chris
[6:22:54 PM] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: Tetnus and now nasty burns...
[6:22:56 PM] Chris (Sovereign): DAMMIT AJ
[6:23:02 PM] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: IT'S HIS FAULT
[6:23:04 PM | Edited 6:23:54 PM] 'Mike': 'Mike' breaks glass and throws it to AJ
[6:23:15 PM] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: You can break classes now ?
[6:23:27 PM] 'Mike': yes
[6:23:30 PM] 'Mike': yes I can
[6:23:40 PM] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: Headbutt ?
[6:24:02 PM] 'Mike': fixed it,
[6:24:28 PM] 'Mike': 'Mike' throws knife towards AJ, accidenly hitting chris
[6:24:43 PM] 'Mike': 'Mike' d'oh's
[6:24:59 PM] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast melts glass mid-air, creating a perfect crystal jar which he then throws at Mike, missing completelly and hitting Chris
[6:25:27 PM] 'Mike': 'Mike' wonders why chris is always in the way
[6:25:39 PM] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast wonders that as well
[6:25:47 PM] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast grabs Chris and places him in the corner of the room
[6:26:03 PM] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: That's better
[6:26:05 PM] 'Mike': 'Mike' throws lemonjuice towards AJ
[6:26:10 PM] 'Mike': 'Mike' hits chris
[6:26:22 PM | Edited 6:26:30 PM] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: I'M IN THE OPOSITE CORNER OF THE ROOM, DAMNIT
[6:26:38 PM] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: ARE YOU BLIND!?
[6:26:44 PM] 'Mike': WHAT?
[6:26:55 PM] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast throws pair of glasses at Mike, hitting Chris
[6:27:04 PM] 'Mike': magnetic well?
[6:27:10 PM] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: Dark hole ?
[6:27:22 PM] 'Mike': dark hole indeed
[6:27:31 PM] 'Mike': not want to investigate that
[6:28:05 PM] 'Mike': I DONOT WANT TO INVESTIGATE CHRIS"S BLACK HOLE!
[6:28:29 PM] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: Hrmhm
[6:29:35 PM] Chris (Sovereign): Chris (Sovereign) cries in pain
[6:30:24 PM] Chris (Sovereign): I go afk for five minutes and I've been knifed, hit with shattered glass, and then had lemon juice all over those cuts, then had more glass thrown at me
[6:30:54 PM] 'Mike': blame your black hole?
[6:31:15 PM] Chris (Sovereign): I knew that playing around with the fundamental forces of the universe was a bad idea...
[6:31:50 PM] 'Mike': so, can we blame you for sirius aswell?
[6:32:02 PM] Jamie: Wat.
[6:32:03 PM] 'Mike': or the creation of Zelot?
[6:32:20 PM] Jamie: This chat has some real Sirius issues...
[6:32:34 PM] 'Mike': is it?
[6:32:45 PM] Chris (Sovereign): I suppose that's better than having real Pleiades issues. <- for reference, Broken Bonds is set in the Pleiades cluster.
[6:33:07 PM] Jamie: Which sounds like a type of cod, actually.
[6:33:18 PM] Chris (Sovereign): Chris (Sovereign) flinches
[6:33:22 PM] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: I like cod.
[6:33:39 PM] Chris (Sovereign): If we keep talking much longer I should probably find me a codpiece.
[6:33:41 PM] Jamie: Don't worry, it's not rusty cod.
[6:33:46 PM] Chris (Sovereign): Oh thank god
[6:33:49 PM] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: Yummy cod?
[6:33:53 PM] Jamie: Breaded cod.
[6:33:58 PM] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: Yum
[6:34:03 PM] Jamie: Ya get friction burns off that.
[6:34:04 PM] 'Mike': Cod on toast?
[6:34:28 PM] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: Codtoast?
[6:34:43 PM] 'Mike': toasted cod?
[6:34:48 PM] Jamie: Codgaem?
[6:34:53 PM] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: Coasted tod ?
[6:34:56 PM] 'Mike': toasted codgeam
[6:35:14 PM | Edited 6:35:19 PM] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: Coasted todgaem ?
[6:35:26 PM] 'Mike': the game?
[6:35:31 PM] Jamie: You lost.
[6:35:31 PM] Chris (Sovereign): c-c-c-cod breaker
[6:35:39 PM] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: Blimey fishticks
[6:35:48 PM] Jamie: Do you like fishsticks?
[6:35:57 PM] 'Mike': yes I do
[6:36:02 PM] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: YOU'RE A GAY FISH
[6:36:03 PM] Jamie: What are you? A gay fish?
[6:36:07 PM] 'Mike': yes,
[6:36:14 PM] 'Mike': problems?
[6:36:16 PM] Jamie: Jamie comes out the closet
[6:36:19 PM] Jamie: I'm a gay fish too
[6:36:29 PM] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast comes out of the closet as well
[6:36:38 PM] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: I'm a GAY FISH EATER
[6:36:39 PM] 'Mike': 'Mike' kicks andre back in
[6:36:48 PM] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast becomes a hikikomori

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[Corsair]

In a Skype call, Drake Averos: HOLY FUMBLING FUDGPACKERS!

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[Mounteblanc]

[8:29:35 PM] Ame-Chan: Remember when he tried seduce Shagcabbage, Hai?
[8:30:21 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad): ...
[8:30:23 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad): wat
[8:30:32 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad): Who tried to seduce me?
[8:30:39 PM] Ame-Chan: Naked poses with Mosin-Nagant were involved
[8:30:39 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad): Wait.
[8:30:43 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad): Oh.
[8:30:48 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad): A lot of people like to seduce me.

[tansytansey]

[10:12:11 p.m.] ryan.roler: Can Vets use Codies? Schlurbi, wha's the usual policy on that. I'd imagine so.
[10:12:34 p.m.] ssdlrtuwhwtf: Aces can use Codeweapons
[10:14:11 p.m.] ssdlrtuwhwtf: Rogues get Werewolf and Barghest. Veterans can use a Borderworld Ship. Aces can use Codes.
[10:23:42 p.m.] -=BrotherBear=-: Hmm
[10:23:45 p.m.] -=BrotherBear=-: Interesting.
[10:24:40 p.m.] -=BrotherBear=-: What if said rogue bought all the underbosses a cookie.
[10:24:48 p.m.] -=BrotherBear=-: Could said rogue use codies?
[10:24:51 p.m.] Jacob the Unicorn: No.
[10:24:59 p.m.] -=BrotherBear=-: Shh
[10:25:04 p.m.] -=BrotherBear=-: You ain't an underboss! No cookie fer you!
[10:25:23 p.m.] Jacob the Unicorn: I am Directeur...In Gallia.
[10:25:30 p.m.] Saint Ashes Yotaka: you can have codenames if you make out with Jacob
[10:25:37 p.m.] Jacob the Unicorn: ...
[10:25:43 p.m.] Jacob the Unicorn: Okay.
[10:25:43 p.m.] -=BrotherBear=-: Um.
[10:25:44 p.m.] Jacob the Unicorn: I'm game.
[10:25:51 p.m.] Jacob the Unicorn: Pucker up, Bear.
[10:25:52 p.m.] -=BrotherBear=-: -=BrotherBear=- makes out with Jacob.
[10:25:56 p.m.] -=BrotherBear=-: -=BrotherBear=- stabs Jacob.
[10:25:59 p.m.] Jacob the Unicorn: Jacob the Unicorn makes out with Bear. With assgrab.
[10:26:00 p.m.] -=BrotherBear=-: There.
[10:26:01 p.m.] Saint Ashes Yotaka: use tongue
[10:26:05 p.m.] -=BrotherBear=-: Eww
[10:26:08 p.m.] Jacob the Unicorn: Jacob the Unicorn is already doing that.
[10:26:17 p.m.] Saint Ashes Yotaka: now unbutton his shirt
[10:26:18 p.m.] Jacob the Unicorn: Stop touching yourself, Ashes.
[10:26:28 p.m.] Saint Ashes Yotaka: <_<
[10:26:34 p.m.] Jacob the Unicorn: I already have my hands in his pants.

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Image turned into a URL because it made your sig too tall. -Zuke
|Ashes and Draya's Epic Adventure|Ashes &quot;Nighthawk&quot; Yotaka|Nightfall|Eva Jones|
[5:50:49 PM] JakeSG (William Darkmoor) says: I like you, Ashes. You're more cynical than God.

[Kazinsal]

[12:46:39 PM] Jake (Thexare): we're starting it Monday because I work tomorrow and I'm busy today
[12:46:45 PM] Nikola (Malenka): lol
[12:46:48 PM] Nikola (Malenka): dai
[12:46:51 PM] Ty (Doc Hoff): You dont look busy
[12:46:56 PM] Jake (Thexare): I'm busy because I said I'm busy.
[12:47:04 PM] Adam Felsheim: Adam Felsheim raises his hand
[12:47:06 PM | Edited 12:47:16 PM] Ty (Doc Hoff): You're not busy cause I said you're not busy
[12:47:13 PM] Jake (Thexare): yeah, well, funny thing about that.
[12:47:19 PM] *** Jake (Thexare) removed Ty (Doc Hoff) from this conversation. ***
[12:47:29 PM | Edited 12:47:31 PM] Adam Felsheim: Adam Felsheim starts waveing his hand around
[12:47:32 PM] *** Jake (Thexare) added Ty (Doc Hoff) ***
[12:47:33 PM] Jake (Thexare): I'm busy kicking people.

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Retired, permanently.

[Kazinsal]

Sorry for the double post, but this is so awesome, it deserves a bump. It even has the Bear Seal of Approval.

[6:11:34 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Why don't we just trace the original IP, buy a few plane tickets, and show up at Karlotta's door?
[6:11:43 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Would be well worth the money from the server fund.
[6:12:27 PM] Bear: yeah...
[6:13:13 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): "Donate to the Exodus Server Fund, get a free copy of the video of Troy, Bear, Matt, and Igiss showing up at Karlotta's door!"
[6:14:35 PM] Bear: lol
[6:14:40 PM] Bear: I'll still be nude
[6:14:54 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): ROFL
[6:15:00 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): We show up to Karlotta's door
[6:15:07 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Me and Igiss with clothes on
[6:15:11 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Cannon in his underwear with a shirt
[6:15:17 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): and you... au natural.
[6:15:52 PM] Joshua Moshua/Dejavu: "KILL IT WIV FIYAH!"
[6:16:13 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): I can see bear
[6:16:23 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): "Hold on, I gotta fart. Anyone have a match?"
[6:16:31 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): lighting farts on karlotta's doorstep
[6:17:02 PM] Joshua Moshua/Dejavu: Hah, the Fart blows the door down.
[6:17:12 PM] Joshua Moshua/Dejavu: Now that -would- be awsome.
[6:19:30 PM] Bear: I lean into the doorway...so Karlotta...you spamming my forums? *kicks in the teeeth*
[6:19:37 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): no
[6:19:42 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): *lights on fire with a fart*
[6:19:49 PM] Bear: that's afterwards

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Retired, permanently.

[Corsair]

[7:12:08 PM] Corsair(Alexander): I'm back from a 5-hour hiking trip.
[7:12:18 PM] Drake Averos: How'd THAT go?
[7:12:23 PM] Justin Hopkins: He was ~CENSORED TO PROTECT THE CHILDREN!~ed
[7:12:25 PM] Justin Hopkins: ~CENSORED TO PROTECT THE CHILDREN!~lly
[7:12:28 PM] Corsair(Alexander): Trekking up rivers, swimming through icy pools, almost falling off cliffs.
[7:12:31 PM] Corsair(Alexander): And yes.
[7:12:34 PM] Corsair(Alexander): By a bear.
[7:12:40 PM] Drake Averos: Ouch.
[7:12:41 PM] Justin Hopkins: A bear with ~CENSORED TO PROTECT THE CHILDREN!~
[7:13:01 PM] Corsair(Alexander): ~CENSORED TO PROTECT THE CHILDREN!~ing forum No-Swearing rule.
[7:13:05 PM] Corsair(Alexander): Or that'd be ICHS'd.
[7:13:07 PM] Drake Averos: ......~CENSORED TO PROTECT THE CHILDREN!~ that.
[7:13:43 PM] Drake Averos: How many boards did they have to retcon to get rid of all the swearing...?
[7:14:11 PM] Justin Hopkins: That's why we never see him.
[7:14:30 PM] Drake Averos: I thought he was hiding to avoid cops detection for kiddie porn...
[7:14:42 PM] Justin Hopkins: Whenever he goes out in public his ~CENSORED TO PROTECT THE CHILDREN!~ all over everything.
[7:14:51 PM | Edited 7:14:57 PM] Drake Averos: That must be horrible.
[7:15:00 PM] Justin Hopkins: Nipple diarrhea.
[7:15:09 PM | Edited 7:15:18 PM] Drake Averos: like a lil pair of twin supersoakers.
[7:15:17 PM] Justin Hopkins: Except with feces.

I child-proofed it. x3

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