I can haz skype

[BaconSoda]

[2/21/2011 11:17:33 PM] Chris "BaconSoda" Kot: Alright, so, folks, I want your opinion about this concept I have
[2/21/2011 11:17:44 PM] Chris "BaconSoda" Kot: Since I don't want Pitchfork to return, I've been brainstorming ideas for a new Phantom character
[2/21/2011 11:18:37 PM] Chris "BaconSoda" Kot: So, this one is named Julian. He was a librarian on Planet Houston. Very orderly person. Very organized. Very quiet. Naturally, as a Librarian he read a lot, read the news about us, understands the conspiracy theories, understands the logic.
[2/21/2011 11:19:38 PM] Chris "BaconSoda" Kot: After a while, he understood from being a Librarian the difficulties in maintaining order, as everyone always messes up his books and whatnot, and saw the selfishness in humanity through his books.
[2/21/2011 11:19:57 PM] Chris "BaconSoda" Kot: So then he decided; he would disorder his books purposely to spell out a message asking for our help.
[2/21/2011 11:20:01 PM] Chris "BaconSoda" Kot: Good idea?
[2/21/2011 11:59:51 PM] Dusty Lens: Where did a Librarian learn to fly a space fighter
[12:00:09 AM] shazbot111: He read about it
[12:00:10 AM] shazbot111: Obviously
[12:00:49 AM] shazbot111: I read a book on biology and chemistry, and now I'm working in a hospital
[12:01:07 AM] Dusty Lens: I read a book on flying now I can fly
[12:01:12 AM | Edited 12:01:20 AM] Chris "BaconSoda" Kot: In all honesty, though, the Phantoms have the whole enlightenment process. That is likely where they teach people to be Phantoms and fly.
[12:01:31 AM] Dusty Lens: I read a book on ****ing your mom and now I'm ****ing your mom
[12:01:32 AM] shazbot111: [12:01 AM] Dusty Lens:

<<< I read a book on flying now I can fly
That's the spirit!
[12:02:29 AM] Dusty Lens: Well
[12:02:46 AM] Dusty Lens: Until he's strong enough to be an ace pilot?
[12:02:49 AM] Chris "BaconSoda" Kot: Right through the heart (and also my story)
[12:02:50 AM] Dusty Lens: I mean, I watched top gun
[12:02:57 AM] Dusty Lens: and everyone in top gun had bigs arms and abs
[12:03:00 AM] Dusty Lens: Maybe he can do pushups
[12:03:04 AM] Dusty Lens: SO maybe if he has big arms and abs he can fly too
[12:03:13 AM] Dusty Lens: Also can play beach volleyball
[12:03:26 AM] shazbot111: Dusty, you're not helping.
[12:03:42 AM] Chris "BaconSoda" Kot: Well, with all the crazies we have flying ships, I don't find it out of the realm of possibilities that a librarian can learn to fly.
[12:03:43 AM] Dusty Lens: Shaz
[12:03:45 AM] Dusty Lens: You have to be iceman
[12:03:50 AM | Edited by shazbot111, 12:04:54 AM] Dusty Lens: Tell Bacon he's dangerous
[12:04:06 AM | Edited 12:04:59 AM] shazbot111: Chris, you're dangerous
[12:04:19 AM] Dusty Lens: Look, it's simple.
[12:04:22 AM] Chris "BaconSoda" Kot: Man, I hate Top Gun. It's about a douchebag who gets everything he wants.
[12:04:27 AM] Dusty Lens: His bird is a two seater
[12:04:43 AM] Dusty Lens: Some douchebag is flying it
[12:04:51 AM] Dusty Lens: Until he gets the hang of it
[12:05:25 AM] shazbot111: Your character also sounds like someone who'd get the hang of things pretty fast
[12:05:45 AM] Dusty Lens: In all seriousness
[12:05:46 AM] Chris "BaconSoda" Kot: See Dusty? Shaz understands me.
[12:05:47 AM] shazbot111: You could also say he's fond of playing space-based neural net games that are focused on RP and story development
[12:05:51 AM] shazbot111: Call it Spacelancer
[12:05:52 AM] Dusty Lens: Just have a period of time where he learns to fly
[12:05:56 AM] Dusty Lens: Setup a little story
[12:06:00 AM] Dusty Lens: Series of amusing journals
[12:06:08 AM] Dusty Lens: Now is your chance to examine the phantom flight program
[12:06:09 AM] Dusty Lens: Or
[12:06:17 AM] Rob (Mr. Virus): you can take the easy way out
[12:06:17 AM] Dusty Lens: the phantom phlight program (ppp)
[12:06:17 AM] Rob (Mr. Virus): ((y))
[12:06:31 AM] shazbot111: Enrollment starts next week
[12:06:39 AM] shazbot111: Better send us your transcript ASAP
[12:06:39 AM] Dusty Lens: Or you can be like Rob and just not bother explaining it
[12:06:44 AM] Dusty Lens: But you have to be a leader to do that
[12:07:08 AM] shazbot111: Yeah. My character learned to fly and play beach volleyball because of his big arms and abs.
[12:07:26 AM] Dusty Lens: ((flex))
[12:07:34 AM] Rob (Mr. Virus): my character ex military librarian
[12:07:47 AM] Rob (Mr. Virus): HE IS CONAN THE LIBRARIAN MERCENARY DEATH MACHINE RAMBO ICEMAN
[12:07:56 AM] shazbot111: With nuclear missile bomb?
[12:07:59 AM] Rob (Mr. Virus): ye
[12:08:02 AM] Rob (Mr. Virus): its np
[12:08:02 AM] shazbot111: **** yeah
[12:08:04 AM] Chris "BaconSoda" Kot: See, Dusty, Rob understands me.
[12:08:27 AM] Dusty Lens: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0NJnIfBQdvA/Swln...l-scene-med.jpg

He wants -YOU- to join the phantoms
[12:08:34 AM] Dusty Lens: Because you're dangerous
[12:08:45 AM] shazbot111: That hair is freaking INNNNNNTEEEEEEENNNNNNNSE




[12:08:53 AM] Dusty Lens: Oh!!!
[12:08:57 AM] Dusty Lens: Oh oh oh oh oh
[12:09:03 AM] Dusty Lens: You were the librarian on haven station in Conn
[12:09:10 AM] Dusty Lens: You have any idea how hard it would be to get to work every day?
[12:09:14 AM] Rob (Mr. Virus): ((rofl))
[12:09:25 AM] shazbot111: ((sweat))
[12:09:26 AM] shazbot111: Wait, I mean
[12:09:30 AM] shazbot111: ((rofl))

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:49:19 AM] Elgatodiablo: You know its nice that you have all that proof and all, Bacon... but I just don't believe you.

[Araevin Teshurr]

[11:24:32 PM] Whitman: Itqs silly we are still giving kusaris plat
[11:24:40 PM] Teshurr: Shhh
[11:24:42 PM] Whitman: we should gives them a virus!
[11:24:49 PM] Teshurr: Talk with Michigan
[11:24:53 PM] Teshurr: About his plan
[11:24:57 PM] Whitman: k
[11:24:58 PM] Teshurr: to nuke NT
[11:25:06 PM] Whitman: that sounds more like it
[11:25:12 PM] Whitman: still
[11:25:19 PM] Whitman: I hop you have considered the consequenses
[11:25:40 PM] Teshurr: He wants to take a Barge full of nukes and ram NT
[11:25:46 PM] Teshurr: Teshurr summons Michigan
[11:26:03 PM] Whitman: Didnt we already do that in history?
[11:26:07 PM] Whitman: ^^
[11:26:10 PM] Teshurr: >.>
[11:26:25 PM | Edited 11:26:35 PM] Teshurr: Your thinking about the Mox bombing of Cambridge
[11:26:40 PM] Whitman: I mean in ancient history
[11:26:53 PM] Whitman: Before the launch of the motherships
[11:27:04 PM] Whitman: Isn't there a hiroshima station:)
[11:27:20 PM] Teshurr: OLOLOLOL
[11:27:35 PM] Michigan/Scorpio: Michigan/Scorpio Runs in
[11:27:35 PM] Teshurr: ICHS
[11:27:43 PM] Michigan/Scorpio: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKESSSSSSSSSSSS?
[11:27:58 PM] Whitman: Attention Hiroshima station, here are you nukes your nation asked for
[11:28:15 PM] Whitman: Just a quick heads up, dont blackmail Liberty
[11:28:29 PM] Michigan/Scorpio: YES
[11:28:31 PM] Michigan/Scorpio: !!!!!!!!!!!
[11:28:38 PM] Whitman: Still
[11:28:44 PM] Whitman: The president is never going to like this
[11:28:58 PM] Whitman: Its going to f*ck up the relationship with Kusari to the max
[11:29:17 PM] Whitman: and to be fair, leaving only bretonia is an ally
[11:29:22 PM] Whitman: they are pretty weak

[Marburg]

Oh Tick...
[12:59:59 AM] Gynocerus: Would you like some savory cheesepuffs?
[1:02:57 AM] Kevin (Marburg): well chum, that would be extremly keen if not for the all seeing eye of evil that spits in the coffee of justice!
[1:03:39 AM] Kevin (Marburg): spitting eyes that never sleep
[1:04:16 AM] Kevin (Marburg): see what I did there? eyes, sleep?
[1:05:09 AM] Kevin (Marburg): the crust of evil never sleeps however & we must maintain the caffeine of vigalence!!
[1:05:21 AM] Kevin (Marburg): and spelling!
[1:12:39 AM | Edited 1:12:41 AM] Gynocerus: Gynocerus blink.
[1:12:48 AM] Gynocerus: Would you be interested in this chess board?
[1:13:18 AM] Kevin (Marburg): is it a chessboard of justice?
[1:13:46 AM] Gynocerus: It is the most justicular chessboard on the market Tick Mk. New.
[1:14:08 AM] Kevin (Marburg): oh goodie!!
[1:14:18 AM] Gynocerus: Excellent.
[1:14:29 AM] Gynocerus: Now hold onto my ankles while I fly us to the liquidation store it's sold at.
[1:15:22 AM] Kevin (Marburg): liquidtion store...is it dangerous?
[1:15:28 AM] Kevin (Marburg): I live for danger
[1:15:50 AM] Kevin (Marburg): but I never learned to swim
[1:16:06 AM] Gynocerus: Very dangerous, they sold expired sandwich meats once that resulted in a lawsuit.
[1:16:45 AM] Kevin (Marburg): an evil lawsuit of bad stinky meats?
[1:16:55 AM] Kevin (Marburg): I'm IN!
[1:24:00 AM] Gynocerus: Excellent!
[1:24:13 AM] Gynocerus: But don't squeeze my ankles so tight this time, okay?
[1:32:05 AM] Kevin (Marburg): can I bite your knees then?
[1:32:22 AM] Kevin (Marburg): y'know just in the name of saftey?
[1:32:43 AM] Gynocerus: If... You'd like...
[1:32:47 AM] Gynocerus: Gynocerus sighs.
[1:32:53 AM] Gynocerus: I'll get the kneepads Tick.
[1:33:37 AM] Kevin (Marburg): don't tell Deflatermaus
[1:33:51 AM] Kevin (Marburg): I still owe him money
[1:33:53 AM] Gynocerus: When have I ever?
[1:34:34 AM] Kevin (Marburg): oh! you are the best sidekick ever! hoo HOO!!

[1:38:28 AM] Kevin (Marburg): in the interest of justice, the scones of lawful biscuts will be served to the evil doers!
[1:38:51 AM] Gynocerus: With orange font frosting?
[1:39:29 AM] Kevin (Marburg): is there any other type of frosting chum?
[1:39:39 AM] Gynocerus: No Tick, there just isn't.
[1:40:32 AM] Kevin (Marburg): indeed! may the sunset of evil set on the face of...evil :|
[1:41:12 AM] Gynocerus: The most evil of evilnesses?
[1:42:02 AM] Kevin (Marburg): the most evil of evil evilness in the most evil of timezones
[1:42:46 AM] Kevin (Marburg): for soon the dawn of justice will bring the breakfast of goodness to the city!
[1:43:34 AM | Edited 1:43:36 AM] Gynocerus: The brilliant blending of justice and virtue will dawn upon the valiant oafs of tomorrow, eh?
[1:44:25 AM] Kevin (Marburg): indeed my mothy friend

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[Dashiell]

[12:02:56] Dashiell zegt: If I join Order| I demand I can use pokemon as a naming convention
[12:03:03] Prarabdh Thakur zegt: Order|Pikachu?
[12:03:06] Prarabdh Thakur zegt: what say tommy?
[12:03:07] Dashiell zegt: you mean ORI dudes?
[12:03:11] Dashiell zegt: (mm)
[12:03:15] {BG}Cpt.Dimitrov (Pacific) zegt: Oh
[12:03:16] {BG}Cpt.Dimitrov (Pacific) zegt: Dash
[12:03:22] {BG}Cpt.Dimitrov (Pacific) zegt: I dare you to come to recruitment
[12:03:26] Dashiell zegt: 'I choose you, Onix!'
[12:03:29] Tomica (Tommeh) zegt: Only if it's some unknown pokemon 8-|
[12:03:30] Dashiell zegt: *ossie pops up*
[12:03:35] Prarabdh Thakur zegt: (rofl)
[12:03:48] Prarabdh Thakur zegt: ok dash
[12:03:50] Prarabdh Thakur zegt: go for it
[12:03:54] Dashiell zegt: go for what?
[12:03:57] phoenix-isk zegt: [14:03:29] dashiell6: 'I choose you, Onix!'

<<< Bad Codename.
[12:04:01] Prarabdh Thakur zegt: pokemon Order| 8-|
[12:04:01] {BG}Cpt.Dimitrov (Pacific) zegt: recruitment
[12:04:04] Tomica (Tommeh) zegt: whatever you chose, ossie pops out:D

Yes, the Order knows their Pokémon:cool:

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[Dave Synk]

[20:59:49] Silviu - Dave Synk: Remember
[20:59:58] Silviu - Dave Synk: each action you make.. report it on the Comm Channel;)
[21:01:15] Tristan(☭Tharog☭): Tristan(?Tharog?) goes to the toilet
[21:01:21] Tristan(☭Tharog☭): Tristan(?Tharog?) writes a report about it
[21:01:33] Redfire::D
[21:01:47] Silviu - Dave Synk: xDD
[21:01:49] Silviu - Dave Synk: LAWL
[21:02:03] Silviu - Dave Synk: you made my day xDDD

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Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
- Sovereign

[dodike]

[20:22:51] Hribek: I think we should start selling systems in the open market. (rofl)

[Captain]

[22:53:15] Johnny (Jam): We need a PvP whore on the Katz side
[22:53:17] Johnny (Jam): <,<
[22:53:20] Joseph (Aphil): >.>
[22:53:21] Joseph (Aphil): <.<
[22:53:22] Joseph (Aphil): Ok
[22:53:51] 'Mike': <.<
[22:53:53] 'Mike': >.>
[22:53:55] Johnny (Jam): <.>
[22:53:59] 'Mike': >.<
[22:54:07] 'Mike': ^_^
[22:54:38] Russell-Disco just lost The Game: V_V
[22:54:54] 'Mike': @ Russel, The game
[22:55:02] Russell-Disco just lost The Game: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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[lw'nafh]

[10:02:19 AM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]: ur mum.
[10:02:27 AM] Chronodia: Yours too
[10:02:29 AM] Chronodia: :3
[10:03:20 AM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]: I did your mum.
[10:03:21 AM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]: then she had you
[10:03:37 AM] Chronodia: I'm older than you
[10:03:38 AM] Chronodia: :|
[10:03:42 AM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]: Or are you?
[10:03:48 AM] Chronodia: Ye, I am.
[10:03:53 AM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]: Or -are- you?
[10:03:59 AM] Chronodia: [10:11 AM] Chronodia:

<<< Ye, I am.
[10:04:04 AM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]: [10:03 AM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]:

<<< Or -are- you?
[10:04:06 AM] Chronodia: [10:11 AM] Chronodia:

<<< Ye, I am.
[10:04:09 AM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]: [10:03 AM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]:

<<< Or -are- you?
[10:04:11 AM] Chronodia: [10:11 AM] Chronodia:

<<< Ye, I am.
[10:04:12 AM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]: This could go on forever.
[10:04:13 AM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]: [10:03 AM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]:

<<< Or -are- you?
[10:04:15 AM] Chronodia: [10:11 AM] Chronodia:

<<< Ye, I am.
[10:04:17 AM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]: [10:03 AM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]:

<<< Or -are- you?
[10:04:20 AM] Chronodia: [10:11 AM] Chronodia:

<<< Ye, I am.
[10:04:20 AM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]: [10:03 AM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]:

<<< Or -are- you?
[10:04:22 AM] Chronodia: [10:11 AM] Chronodia:

<<< Ye, I am.
[10:04:22 AM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]: [10:03 AM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]:

<<< Or -are- you?
[10:04:24 AM] Chronodia: [10:11 AM] Chronodia:

<<< Ye, I am.
[10:04:24 AM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]: [10:03 AM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]:

<<< Or -are- you?
[10:04:26 AM] Chronodia: [10:11 AM] Chronodia:

<<< Ye, I am.
[10:04:27 AM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]: [10:03 AM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]:

<<< Or -are- you?
[10:04:29 AM] Chronodia: [10:11 AM] Chronodia:

<<< Ye, I am.
[10:04:37 AM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]: [10:03 AM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]:

<<< Or -are- you?
[10:04:38 AM] Chronodia: [10:11 AM] Chronodia:

<<< Ye, I am.
[10:04:41 AM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]: [10:03 AM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]:

<<< Or -are- you?
[10:04:43 AM] Chronodia: [10:11 AM] Chronodia:

<<< Ye, I am.
[10:04:44 AM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]: [10:03 AM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]:

<<< Or -are- you?
[10:04:48 AM] Chronodia: [10:11 AM] Chronodia:

<<< Ye, I am.
[10:04:49 AM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]: COMBOBREAKER.
[10:04:59 AM] Chronodia: That means I win
[10:05:01 AM] Chronodia: (sun)
[10:05:05 AM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]: kkk
[10:05:06 AM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]: oshi---

and this:

[24/02/2011 7:26:42 PM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]: k
[24/02/2011 7:26:46 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): k
[24/02/2011 7:26:53 PM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]: kk
[24/02/2011 7:26:56 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): kkk
[24/02/2011 7:27:00 PM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]: oshi-
[24/02/2011 7:27:08 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): Racism never looked so good.

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вellυм ѕe ιpѕυм aleт

[n00bl3t]

[12:28:46 AM] Michał Golański: first time here
[12:28:47 AM] Michał Golański: I was asked
[12:28:51 AM] Michał Golański: "you russ?"
[12:28:55 AM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: Really?
[12:28:57 AM] Eriksson: Are you?
[12:28:59 AM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]::D
[12:29:07 AM] Michał Golański: I am not russ...
[12:29:10 AM] Michał Golański: but close:D
[12:29:51 AM] Eriksson: You workin for them?
[12:30:00 AM] Michał Golański: no...
[12:30:06 AM] Michał Golański: Poland is close to Russia
[12:30:09 AM] Eriksson: U shur?
[12:30:27 AM] Eriksson: MAybe it's capitalistic propaganda to say Poland is next to russia
[12:30:35 AM] Eriksson: Maybe it's next to new zeland.
[12:30:40 AM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: Yes SiЯ I sure.
[12:30:58 AM] Eriksson: :^)
[12:31:05 AM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: ((rofl))
[12:31:11 AM] Eriksson: lul

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Anything I say is not intended as offensive, and to try and deliberately misinterpret it as such would be an attempt at trolling via misrepresentation.

It's not a conspiracy, it's localised bias. They're not intelligent enough to form a conspiracy.

[SevereTrinity]

[20:21:11] Joe (Jihad) says: You can imagine some poor gynocologist bloke going home to his girl, who's dressed herself up, in not too much... And she's all like

"Oh come on Algernon" (yes, he's called Algernon)

and he's like...

"I've been staring at vagina all day. I want to come home and like... not... just for a while."