To: IND | From: Grubozaboyschikov | Subject: Welcome to Liberty

[Grubozaboyschikov]

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Dear Mr. Otis Jethro,

I have detected your system terminal has been turned on again.
Since you have still not managed to install any protection for yourself, let alone even fail to produce any form of advancement greater than that of a sapien with tools of just sticks and rocks, we highly urge you to take up this offer that we had transmitted to you as well as all your associates.

Once you sign up, we will gladly free of charge pick you up in our luxurious Pilgrim Liner and take you on a grand trip to your classroom. You do not need to bring anything with you as we will provide all the high security you need to stay secure and comfortable.

I would like to also take this opportunity to tell you about the wonders of the Spyglass Network. You see, Mr. Jethro, our highly advanced technology prohibits such monkeys as yourself from doing such silly things like redirecting transmissions without permission.
A cute and feeble attempt, darling, but technology is not magic and you cannot simply wave your dirty filthy hand and expect miracles to happen.

While you are online again, how about you start showing some signs of intelligence.

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