To: The Pirate Manifesto ||- From: ApS|

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The Pirate Manifesto

Senor Alexander,

I feel insulted.

Not by you, but by myself.

I feel that I ripped myself off by getting into one of these death traps in the first place.

As glorious as they are, the Titans we have received from you are little more than radioactive cages, their power cores fail often leaving me defenseless in critical situations.

I did not think that a leaking power core could release radiation levels this high, but recently I puked blood inside my helmet during a firefight.

I've been paying a guy from Cryer to bring me anti-rads which costs me more than I make long term, therefore I will return this beast back to you and I recommended Silence do the same.

Do not worry about alternative compensation, you may consider our assistance so far on the house.

We have discussed another business opportunity already and if you do wish to compensate us, you can do so by accepting my offer.

Ivan Norovich, head of The Pirate Manifesto foundation.