Make me laugh(Contest for your own copy of sea of thieves)

[Burning]

Not here for the copy, I have it already and I love it.

Just an information for those who are interested in the copy: You can try the game for two weeks for free by signing up for the Xbox Game Pass. This way, you can make sure whether you like the game or not - so Blue Eagle's key doesn't get wasted. Do not forget to stop the abonnement before the two weeks end, though!

For those who dislike what they have seen on Youtube, Twitch, Reddit or where ever; you should also try the game yourself using the Xbox Game Pass. It's a game you need to experience yourself, big plus points if you have friends to play with. It's a whole different experience to what you've seen before.

Another note: The Hungering Deep DLC (All DLCs updates will be free) is about to be released in a few days or weeks (Release trailer and date probably coming this week), I recommend trying the game pass once the DLC is there.

Happy sailing

[Piombo65]

So far, Doc Holiday has the funniest one yet. Second place is piombo, because I thought that video was also funny.

Try to write "Captain look meme" and have fun about various "parodies".

example

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[Thunderer]

Not interested in that game or whatever it is, nor am I in a country where I'm able to use it, but I'll use this chance to show the Philogelos, the Byzantine joke collection. Or, at least a part of it: http://www.stoa.org/diotima/anthology/quinn_jokes.shtml

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[Doc Holliday]

I've got PLENTY more where that one came from, too, should I need to pull them out.

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[Manny Calavera]

Gonna let this contest go on another hour or so and then I will decide who won the game. So if you are interested in competing now would be the time to try.

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[Belco]

Two blind pilots board a plane. They have sunglasses and white sticks. As the plane moves to take off, the passengers are uncomfortable. The plane gains speed, but it stays on the ground. The remaining runway gets smaller and smaller, and the plane is rushing towards a fence.

The passengers start shrieking and suddenly the plane lifts, avoiding the fence at the last second. All the passengers calm down, thinking it was a bad joke.

In the pilot cabin, the co-pilot turns to the pilot and says : "You know what? One day they're going to scream too late, and we're all going to die"

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Ingame: Luxury Liner PGL-Winfield | Sal_Paradise | Victor.Fane

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[Piombo65]

2 thieves are in jail. One of them is angry with the other one.

<<Are you still angry for what is happened?>> This last one asks.
<<Yes! We're in jail because of you!>> The angry guy replied.
The other guy protests: <<But you said "Let's go in and let's show them who we are"!>>

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[Lanakov]

No SUPERDUPONT voice or smooth jazz sexual music this time around, sorry... I thought about these only now and time runs short.

Sorry for the 6 minutes you're about to lose.

I'd call it a fairly traditional French joke, translated as I went just for you.

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If everyone was a bit more like Lanakov, the entire world would be more positive. Including pregnancy tests.

[Xeno Alliance]

What punch can kill 20 children and 6 adults at once?

A Sandy Hook.

edit: faction account but oh well. it evo.

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[Stefan]

On the off chance you've never seen this before. I'm sorry.