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[Stolt.]

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- Dossier on Adrienne Perry

[Laz]

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[PKPower]

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Man
Has
Fallen
Into
The
River
In
Lego
City
HEY!
Build
The
Helicopter

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[Rantari]

Me and my boyfriend have been living together for 7 months and we have a cat, who of course uses a litter box. My boyfriend has been oddly fascinated with the litter box for the entire time we've had the cat. He was always researching kitty litter and kept extolling the virtues of how "efficient" a litterbox is. At first he brought it up as a joke, the idea of using a litter box instead of a toilet. I laughed at first, but he kept making the joke for like a week. Then he started after the joke being like "But seriously, how would that work? A human litter box...." and then started theorizing.

Then it started becoming less and less of a joke, with him saying things like "Ya know, it really would save water", and "I have an idea of how to make it work," and "we could just try it, as an experiment." I was really weirded out that he kept getting so into this idea. I told him to just stop bringing it up because it was getting weird.

A few days later he presented his idea for me as to how a human litter box would work. He wanted to buy a mini inflatable kids pool and fill it with sand. This would be in our BEDROOM. You would squat in it, and do your business. Next to it he would put a basket with toilet paper and a scooper, and there'd be a small garbage bag next to it to scoop material into after. There would be hand sanitizer too. He was completely serious.

We had an argument and I put my foot down and said under no circumstance are we doing this. He was pretty mad but stopped bringing it up. Yesterday I came home after a few hours being out and I heard grunting coming from our bedroom. I peered in and was horrified at what I saw. He had done it. He had put it all together. In my bedroom was an inflatable kiddie pool filled with sand. And squatting in the sand pool was my boyfriend, naked, taking a dump into the sand. I was so astounded I couldn't speak.

He saw me and shrieked in surprise, shouting "close the door!" I slammed it in horror. I couldn't believe it. He really did it.

A few minutes later my boyfriend came out with a small closed garbage bag in his hands and said sheepishly, "Well, it works." Like it was no big deal. I lost my temper and basically was like what the fuck is wrong with you. He said it was a "worthy experiment" and we kept going back and forth with me saying how disgusting it was and him saying I didn't even try it yet so couldn't judge. By the way the whole time he still has a bag of shit in his hands. I left to go stay with my parents and we have been texting. I don't know what to do. Aside from this our relationship is good. Should I demand that he remove the litter box? Should I let him use but I still use the toilet? Should I try the litter box to humor him? It is just so weird, I don't know what to do. Has anyone else had a boyfriend insist on using a human litter box, if so how did you handle it?

TL;DR - My boyfriend made a human litter box in our bedroom and is mad I won't try it.

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[Hemlocke]

We have to pick the opposite of our personalities. That's why all our characters are sexy. Duh.

[Typrop]

ppp

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[Ichiru]

what if you...
wanted to go to heaven...
but god said....
i can't host rn

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Acolyte of NoMe

[Groshyr]

Sounds like typical disco situation tbh

[pillow]

game