Cryer Pharmaceuticals Recruitment (iRP)

[alexandra]

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[Cryer Pharmaceuticals!]

A pretty face! I believe you would be an excellent acquisition for our secretarial team.

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[jxie93]

Name: T'Roc Cabulb

Address: Planet New Tokyo, Kusari (current)/ Planet Vulcan, Alpha Quadrant (previous)

Nationality: Vulcan

Qualifications (Educational): Vulcan Shi'Khar University of Science, Deep Space Exploration/ Inter-species Biology Department

Qualifications (Vocational): knowledge from the Alpha Quadrant, Vulcan logic, experienced navigator, intermediate chemist

Relevant Experience: Approved member of the Vulcan Medical Research Society

Employment History: Chief Science and Medical officer onboard Vulcan Explorer "D'Vora"

Additional Information (continue on additional sheets as necessary): Develops Artificial Intelligence as a hobby

Do you have a criminal record? If yes, provide details below: No

Have you ever been accused of sexual harassment? If yes, provide details below: No

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[Cryer Pharmaceuticals!]

Mr Calbub,
Due to you previous history and association with Omicron Alpha, we cannot deem you trustworthy. Furthermore, we do not recognise the Sheepear University of Science as relevant academic experience, as we've never heard of it... perhaps you've been smoking too much of our 'alternative medicine'?

My assumption is that this is actually some form of unamusing practical joke, explain yourself, or expect a letter from our solicitors soon.

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[jxie93]

I apologise, but this is not some kind of unamusing joke. I come from a rather less known part of the sirius and I would really like to join Cryer because of their nature of researching medicine. My university diploma is Sirius Educational Commitee approved, just because the university I went to is not heard of does not mean its diploma is invalid. This is also the first time that I have applied for a position outside my homeworld.

I urge you, please consider my background again. I believe that I will be a nice addition to Cryer if employed as I am quite familiar with Cryer's principles and nature.

Thank you.

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[Cryer Pharmaceuticals!]

I'd love to reconsider your history; well actually in honesty, there's many other places I would rather be and could be if the secretary hadn't run off with my spare cash. Anyhow, that's beside the point, you're background doesn't pass our security checks, as theres no record of you before your recent appearance in Kusari.

By your own admittance you're from Alpha, you really think we'd let some Outcast bastard into our company to sabotage or steal our work?

You're lucky I've drank enough to not really care and give you this chance. Either tell me your real history, your real nationality and birthplace would be a start, or stop sending me transmissions and bugger off.

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[LittleJohn]

Name: Kyle Reece

Address: Philadelphia Station

Nationality: Libertorian

Qualifications (Educational): Phd in engineering and bachalors in economics from Manhatten University.

Qualifications (Vocational): I have a good knowledge of the Rhino, Dromedary and other freighter ship engines.

Relevant Experience: Worked heavliy on and around both Rhino and Dromedary, have a good knowledge of ship engines. Know my way round most freighters.

Employment History: Worked as a repairman on Philadelphia Station started when i was 14 and cameback when i graduated, as well as a little mining helium and trading on the side for extra credits.

Additional Information (continue on additional sheets as necessary): Can hold my own in a fight.

Do you have a criminal record? If yes, provide details below: Yes, just a minor drug charge while i was studying on Manhatten, had a small drug business on campus nothing to strong just things to help students concentrate and stay awake, profit was good as well....

Have you ever been accused of sexual harassment? If yes, provide details below: Yes, a visiting traders daughter came onto me and then her father found us before anything could happen and when she saw him she slapped me and ran towards him crying. I was later released because the stations video logs caught everything on camera

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[jxie93]

Forgive me, spokesperson for Cryer human resources.

My previous application had been, you would be please to know, a simple 'survey'. Allow me to explain, I deliberately designed an unbelievable application to 'test' how Cyer's recruiting department reacts. I am in fact an independant human psychologist and biologist from Cambridge. I wanted to gather information on how well Cryer responds to an unconventional application.

So, to make sure we understand each other, here is my real information:


Name: Timothy Cabulb

Address: Planet Leeds

Nationality: Bretonian

Qualifications (Educational): Imperial University of Leeds, Greater degree in Human Psychology, Lesser degree in Human Biology

Qualifications (Vocational): Intermediate Chemist, Skilled Navigator

Relevant Experience: Independant experiments to improve medicine already available

Employment History: Leeds Union Hospital, Medical Department, Psychology and Medicine Relations Supervisor

Additional Information (continue on additional sheets as necessary): Artificial Intelligence, Expert Medical Machines

Do you have a criminal record? If yes, provide details below: No

Have you ever been accused of sexual harassment? If yes, provide details below: No

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[crimecities]

Name: Quack Salver

Address: Major street, California Minor, 1337 lane

Nationality: Libertarian

Qualifications (Educational): Bachelor's Degree in biochemistry, Master's degree in biology, pilot's license, Bretonian restricted goods license (gaian wildlife)
Qualifications (Vocational): Biology, hands-on navigational experience, intellectual might

Relevant Experience: Extensive research on the gaian flying mammal known as the squackbat, classified biological work for the Liberty Navy

Employment History: Freelance scientist, Willard Research Station

Additional Information (continue on additional sheets as necessary): I am a genius! I can solve any problem!

Do you have a criminal record? If yes, provide details below: No

Have you ever been accused of sexual harassment? If yes, provide details below: No

[Cryer Pharmaceuticals!]

Mr Reece, previous business leading and economics experience, there's potential here.

Mr Calbulb, You have shown yourself to be a liar, the Cryer Corporation approves.

Mr Salver, you seem rather self assured and egotistic, likewise, we approve.

All three of you please go out for a drink with my new secretary, Miss Lavin. I'm sure she can get you up to speed and find your positions.

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