TO: All of you bad, bad men and women

[Grumblesaur]

==Incoming Transmission==
Encryption: None
Comm ID: Kurt Chryesh
==Opening Message==

Thanks for the cash. It was a pleasure to break out of my normal runs.

Some of the slaves are Libertonian, some aren't. After we work 'em on Niverton, though, they usually come out to most people's liking.

That's not to say that the "merchandise" has been used, but they're well-figured from labor.

Enjoy them.

==Closing Message==
Saving message...
Message Saved.
==End Transmission=

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A way a lone a last a loved a long the riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay,
brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.

[LCFL]

*Bridge of the IFC_Ares, Invergordon Station, Inverness*
The face of a weathered man in his forties appears on the comm screen, chewing on a mostly-smoked cigar.

Oi! Bloody rogue beat me to th'punch on them light arms, 'e did! Oh, well. Consider ya' shipment doubled, an' on th'house, courtesy o' th' Trafolga' Junka's. I sure as 'ell aint' goin' ta' cart 'em all th'way back t'New London. I brought ya your shipment a' ship 'ull panels. Bretonian steel, m'boy. Not even th'Rhinelanda's can forge 'em betta,' no matta' whot they say. 'At's why we export ta' Kreuzberg! HA!

'Ere's th'proof y'seek, long with proof o' my nefarious disposition.
Guncam

Rapscallion!

Pay y'credits to th'order of th' IFC_Ares if y'please.

Oh, an' say hi t'my mate Theresa if y'see 'er 'round th'pub. She's stranded there on Inverness 'till your boys fix up that Pilgrim she towed in last week.

Brod'rick out!

[agentmike]

*** Incoming Transmission ***
*** Source: Betty ***

Greetins' thare!
Got's tah tell yah, 'dem boys yah got down 'der workin' da docks shure is good lookin'!
Ah brought ya some a' dem' Sheeip Hole Panels, an some Gold fer ya!
Ah also brought cha a whole bunch of 'dat Tobaccuh straight from meh private stash!
'dis here smoke is mahteh fine! Yer gon' enjoy it, ah promise! Trust meh, ahhh've been smokin' it fer years!

her's mah ahhdee: ID
an' as yah can see, ah ain't workin' for no-one but mahself...

an' here's da stuff you'd be askin' foar:
c1
c2
c3
c4

lookin' like yah got a buncha extra sheeip hole panels down 'der now...
hopin' ah stills gon' get paid fer it...

yah's can send dah creds straight to meh, Betty
'dat's dah name ahhs got mah account under...

see ya, hun.

*** End Transmission ***

[Doc Holliday]

*incoming transmission*
Comm ID: [TAZ]Doc. Holliday
Location: Ivergordon Station
To: Mr. Finnegan

Kallisti, Mr. Finnegan. I brought some goods to you.
3,200 units of luxury consumer goods. I also brough 320 sidearms but it looks like someone beat me to those. But hey, one can never have enough protection, right?

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Hope it helps. For now, I'm going to have a drink at your bar!

-Doc

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[MFE]Med Force One | Tales of Recovery|Med Force Enterprises

[Darkard]

All right there Finn.

I decided it was in my best interrest to speed up the contruction of your pub, considering I'll be most likly drinking in it so I've picked you up a few bits.
Your Copper needs, From our very own Smelter in Pueto Rico. Along with some Niobium, cause I heard it looks fancy and plush. And some Robotic bits and bats for if you want some sort of fancy door man or somthing similar.

Cargo Manifest

I dont expect to see a single credt from you, this is from one Junker to another. I will let you know I like my steaks Medium-Rare and with an Egg on top however.

Enjoy.

McMillan Out.

+++ Transmission Ends +++

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[TFinnegan]

*A desk in what looks like a construction zone*
*Noise and welding sparks fill the comms*
*Finn looks up from a stack of papers and blueprints*

"Right!
Ye scallywags n' nefarious ragamuffins!
Ye make an old man smile, 'an sure! Oy, an' ye be keepin' me docksman more busy 'an a whoor at a Liberty Naval port!"
Finn grins widely and hands a sheaf of papers to a waiting architect.
"So'z I got 'ere yon pay wha' Oi promised, along wif bonuses....

Let's start wif me mate, McMillan. I know ye asked fer no pay, but 'ere....th' pubs nae open yet but Oi got ye sumfin, nonetheless. Fanks, matey!"


"An fer th', erm, lady, with me heartfelt thanks an' a tip fer the outstandin' smoke!"
Indicates an ashtray with numerous cigar butts mashed into it.


"Aye, an' this 'eres fer m'lord Brod'rick o' th' Ares, again, wif me thanks, an' a tip.
Oy, an' Oi makes good on what Oi asks fer, an' Oi'm payin' ye fer th' Light Arms, like or nae."


"An' last but nae least, to my friend, benefactor, an' generally all-'round bloody fine doctor, John ruttin' 'Olliday...Oi's gon' make good on them guns ye brung, plus anovver five mil for the fine care an' ta replenish yer midical supplies. Wif luc 'twill aid anovver poor soul in need o' yer foine ministrations. Thanks, lad."


Closes his datapad.
"Ye lot'r doon me a ruddy fine service, ye is. The pub's comin' along just fine, an' I 'ope ta 'ave it open 'ere right bloody quick."
Finn indicates the cacaphonous mess behind him.
"Open tabs fer alla' yez an' yer crews 'pon openin' day!"

Wa-- erm, Finn out.

*Click*

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[oshimon]

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Reet, Finn.

Ya ponce.

Just to get the 'minor detail' done and dusted once and for all I'll paraphrase the important bits 'ere -

I say's -

A) The bar tab that the Owen family owed you due to the many drinking sessions on Invergordon is now null and void - it was an internal Congress i.o.u. after all. We are deeply sorry that we never had the chance to settle it but such is life and we will try our damnedest to run up another medically-impossible-without-death-by-kidney-and/or-live-failure bar debt at your future watering hole. Of course, as per the usual Junker code of conduct, we will have no intention what so ever of paying off this debt either.

You's said -

"Well Mr. Owen....
*crumples up a bartab whose numbrs have entered the realm of differential calculus*
Yer always welcome, ye know 'at."

With that all bein' crystal like I is on ma' ways with some stuff.

The Owen's head <strike>orifice</strike> <strike>officsis</strike> <strike>ociferis</strike> office is gonna be relocated back to Invergordon some time soon an all.

The Monkies are a movin' boys, usual procedure - pack yer bags and nick anything that aint nailed down. If it's nailed down, half inch the nails as well.

On behalf of all the Owen Clan.

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[TFinnegan]

*A desk covered in papers and blueprints*
*Tim Finnegan taps his datapad and scowls*

Right ye rotters...
Oi'm bleedin' glad ta be recievin' all this 'ere bounty, Oi is....
But I'm wishin' some of it were 'booty', as all this legitimately aquired stuff is makin me skin crawl.
Didje nae read me caveat Oi installed at th' end o' me missive then, lads?

*Taps datapad, initializing a feed...*

"Right, ye scum.
Bonuses to folks what pirate or otherwise TAKE these goods offt other pilots, an' can prove it.
Good luck to ye, happy hunting!
Wake-out."

[color=#FFCC66]Someone go off't an' steal me some goodies, aye? I'd hate ta think I got this pub up n' runnin 100% on th' level.
Just dinnae feel quite right, aye?
-Finn out.

*Click*

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[oshimon]

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Reet, thats ya fancy fuds and yer super elec-trickery-onic stuff sorted, none of it nicked but that posh pansies food stuff was paid for with a blagged Sirius credit card which will bounce into the next system (note to self, give it a few months before goin' back to Stuttgart) -







Monkey.Mover says the place is lookin' nice an all.
Bit clean an posh like but early days yet an the place aint even open properly.
Any roads,
He asks whats all this malarky with the knives and forks and other girly stuff he saw in the boxes out the back?
You turnin into a ponce or what?

On behalf of all the Owen Clan.

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[oshimon]

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Well, that was a turn up for the books!

Just got word from Scrap.Monkey.Owen and what words they are!

Seems he ran into a big mother of a shiny ship called Greyhound|Joy.Division full o' posh people hangin around the entrance to Inverness...............










So that's ya Halo-tainment thingies sorted then.

On behalf of all the Owen Clan.

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