I can haz skype

[Korny]

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[Helo]

[20:33:45] Michał Golański: meanwhile in Poland: There is no Reaper but at nearest scrap shop you can notice dead hulk of 2-kilometer long something
[20:33:47] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): Meanwhile in China...
[20:33:51] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): China produces their own Reaper.
[20:34:02] Michał Golański: [20:33] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian):

<<< China produces their own Reaper.TIM
[20:34:10] Michał Golański: wanted to do same
[20:34:16] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): Tim was a ***
[20:34:23] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): China can. 8-)
[20:34:29] Michał Golański: meanwhile in Korea:
Reaper gets raped by Protoss
[20:34:35] majoj(Raoul.Duke): in Slovakia: Reapers couldn't find it on the map
[20:34:39] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): XD
[20:35:00] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): In croatia
[20:35:03] Michał Golański: meanwhile in France - both Reaper and France surrenders
[20:35:05] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): Tommy dancing with a sexy reaper
[20:35:15] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): Total seduction 8-)
[20:35:26] Michał Golański: meanwhile in Mexico - Reaper stuck at border control
[20:35:34] Tomica: lol
[20:35:36] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): Meanwhile in New Zealand
[20:35:43] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): Gimli destroys a reaper
[20:35:49] Michał Golański: ye
[20:36:28] majoj(Raoul.Duke): In Germany, Nazi reapers
[20:36:36] Michał Golański: meanwhile in Japan: Habringer is guest in completely new TV show concerning "tentacles"
[20:36:40] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): (rofl)
[20:36:59] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): And in Bulgaria...
[20:37:07 | Edited 20:37:09] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): Reaper drinking at a pub along with local population.
[20:37:10] Michał Golański::D
[20:38:07] Michał Golański: meanwhile in Ukraine - radioactive Reaper
[20:38:28] majoj(Raoul.Duke): R.E.A.P.E.R - Shadow of Chernobyl
[20:38:33] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian)::D
[20:38:56] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): meanwhile in the US- Tzeentch laughs at the reapers.
[20:39:23] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): (wait)
[20:39:40] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): meanwhile in Somalia:

Reaper hijacked by local population
[20:39:50] Michał Golański: true xD
[20:40:02] Michał Golański: that should be scenario in ME3
[20:40:09] Michał Golański: "Reaper was disabled and captured in Somalia"
[20:40:20] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): using stones.
[20:40:24] Michał Golański: and sticks
[20:40:31] Michał Golański: + some portion of Chinese AK
[20:40:39] majoj(Raoul.Duke): In Norway: reapers destroys a tiny island and blows up one building
[20:41:02 | Edited 20:41:16] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): In Finland: Sniper kills 600 reapers.
[20:41:20] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): Hey, dont mess with finland
[20:41:23] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): they have l33t snipers
[20:41:25] Michał Golański: meanwhile in Israel: anti-semitic Reaper
[20:42:05] Michał Golański: meanwhile in Palestine - season for stoning "tanks" open
[20:42:08] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): meanwhile in Brazil: reaper signed on for football team
[20:42:26] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): and then in Argentina
[20:42:31] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): The entire team is made of reapers.
[20:42:38] Michał Golański: nope, conquers Falklands
[20:42:39] Michał Golański::D
[20:42:55] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): Meanwhile in Texas
[20:42:59] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): Jeremy scares the reapers off
[20:42:59] Michał Golański: Chuck Norris
[20:43:03] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): oh yeah
[20:43:04] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): (rofl)
[20:43:31] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): Meanwhile in California
[20:43:32] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): Arnold
[20:43:59] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): He takes the reaper's clothes, gun and ship.
[20:45:19] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): heh, I think we're done
[20:45:19] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian)::D
[20:48:06] majoj(Raoul.Duke): In Netherlads: Stoned Reaper floating peacefully and giggling
[20:48:35] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): Meanwhile at Rick Astley's house, Harbinger floating above it...
[20:48:42] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): "Never gonna give you up..."
[20:48:56] majoj(Raoul.Duke): Harbinger explodes
[20:49:15] majoj(Raoul.Duke): I thought [Ronin] was aclosed faction
[20:49:20 | Edited 20:49:22] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): no it isnt
[20:49:26] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): and Outside Haddaway's house...
[20:49:27] Kairi - Jacob Forge/Jeremy Hunter Vi Britannia: Meanwhile in India: Reaper dies from being assaulted by Pedorod
[20:49:30] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): "What is love?"
[20:49:31] majoj(Raoul.Duke): some ronin just went "thx dude" next to me
[20:49:51] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): [1:19:29 AM] Kairi - Jacob Forge/Jeremy Hunter Vi Britannia: Meanwhile in India: Reaper dies from being assaulted by Pedorod

Get your facts straight
[20:49:56] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): Reapers are millions of years old
[20:49:56] Kairi - Jacob Forge/Jeremy Hunter Vi Britannia: Also, Japan: Reaper dies from 68693492394928 giant robots and 682824952255 schoolgirla
[20:50:02] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): If I **** them, that's really not pedophilia.
[20:50:04] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): (nerd)
[20:50:08] Kairi - Jacob Forge/Jeremy Hunter Vi Britannia: (nerd)
[20:50:19] Kairi - Jacob Forge/Jeremy Hunter Vi Britannia: My Japan scenario still stands
[20:50:47] majoj(Raoul.Duke): In japan, reaper will die of shame
[20:51:24] Kairi - Jacob Forge/Jeremy Hunter Vi Britannia: ))
[20:51:44] Kairi - Jacob Forge/Jeremy Hunter Vi Britannia: Canada: Reaper dies to LUMBERJACK COMMANDOES
[20:51:48] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): meanwhile in Texas
[20:51:55] Kairi - Jacob Forge/Jeremy Hunter Vi Britannia: Chuck Norris
[20:52:02] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): Jeremy assaults the reaper with his toy keyblade
[20:52:06] Kairi - Jacob Forge/Jeremy Hunter Vi Britannia: ^
[20:52:10] majoj(Raoul.Duke): Reaper gets roundhousekick'd to the edge of the galaxy
[20:52:15] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): The result is never known
[20:52:15] Kairi - Jacob Forge/Jeremy Hunter Vi Britannia: It's a replica, not a toy
[20:52:22] Kairi - Jacob Forge/Jeremy Hunter Vi Britannia: Get it right
[20:52:35] majoj(Raoul.Duke): toy sword based on pretend sword
[20:52:38] majoj(Raoul.Duke): fake twice
[20:53:07] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): Meanwhile in Greece, Kratos.
[20:53:38] majoj(Raoul.Duke): in greece, Reaper goes bankrupt
[20:54:17] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): Meanwhile in Madagascar...
[20:54:18] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): wait what?
[20:54:36] majoj(Raoul.Duke): Repurs cannot get to Madagacar
[20:54:43] majoj(Raoul.Duke): Ports and Airports closed
[20:54:55] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian)::D
[20:55:12] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoNkfOHBzQk
[20:55:13] Kairi - Jacob Forge/Jeremy Hunter Vi Britannia: Ninja Penguins
[20:55:15] Prarabdh Thakur (crazy indian): Madagascar.

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Remember the ICMG

[Razr]

[3:22:16 PM] Sina Amini: DO YOU CYBER?
[3:22:18 PM] Sina Amini: ))
[3:22:19 PM] Terrance Cooper: 8-|
[3:22:28 PM] Terrance Cooper: Sure, wanna see? 8-|
[3:22:41 PM] Sina Amini: i tried to leave the chat
[3:22:44 PM] Sina Amini: but then i realized this was a PM
[3:23:01 PM] Terrance Cooper: (rofl)
[3:23:05 PM] Terrance Cooper: (rofl)
[3:23:12 PM] Terrance Cooper: HAHA
[3:23:14 PM] Sina Amini: xD

[Petitioner]

[4:51:29 AM] Simms: INSULTS INSULTS, I'm so glad you're INSULTED that I can't harness the feelings of INSULTING YOU

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[Dejavu]

Jordan Clark (Haphestus) eats head
[10:30:21 AM] Jordan Clark (Haphestus): om nom nom

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Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid. - David Hackworth (1930 - 2005)

[Loken]

[22:52:27] *** Tatooine (Enoch) added american.immigration.services ***
[22:52:30] Tatooine (Enoch): LOOK OUT NICK
[22:52:37] Tatooine (Enoch): THEY'RE HERE
[22:52:37] Matt (Loken): (rofl)
[22:52:42] *** Nick (Hades) added german.tourist ***
[22:52:43] Will (Will): xD
[22:52:43] Nick (Hades): LOOK OUT ENOCH
[22:52:47] Tatooine (Enoch): omg
[22:52:48] *** Matt (Loken) removed american.immigration.services from this conversation. ***
[22:52:48] *** Tatooine (Enoch) has left ***

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[Petitioner]

Νίκος Αλβανός (Nikos Alvanos) pats Syrus head lightly and coughs because he is still sick
[4:33:00 AM] Syrus: Oo
[4:33:23 AM] Syrus: Syrus gets a rifle and puts Nick out of his misery
[4:33:51 AM] Jack Henderson, IMG| Dublin, M&L: So good to have friends:)

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[Petitioner]

[1:21:58 AM] Mama Mara: Vlad!
[1:22:04 AM] Mama Mara: My Capitalist American friend!
[1:22:14 AM] Mama Mara: How are your coffee and donuts today?
[1:22:15 AM] Vlad: Wait what.

[1:28:30 AM] Mama Mara: Vlad, dearest of all my friends!
[1:28:50 AM] Mama Mara: Let's get some nicely crab-meat stuffed shrimps at our favorite BBQ joint then later!
[1:29:11 AM] Mama Mara: Let us consume our capitalist food made by proud capitalists and rejoice under the star-spangled banner!
[1:29:18 AM] Vlad: No.
[1:30:15 AM] Mama Mara: Wha'd you mean no.
[1:30:32 AM] Mama Mara: I thought this was the indie Navy chat.
[1:30:38 AM] Mama Mara: And you were our President.
[1:33:16 AM] Vlad: No?
[1:34:28 AM] Mama Mara: (emo)
[1:34:40 AM] Mama Mara: OKAY LET'S MAKE IT THAT WAY THEN.
[1:35:58 AM] Vlad: No.
[1:36:18 AM] Mama Mara: (worry)
[1:36:19 AM] Mama Mara: (rain)

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[FPXV]

[9:15:11 AM] V.Cross: my wife is away for 2 weeks
[9:15:21 AM] V.Cross: who am i suppose to eat

[dodike]

[7:28:14 PM] Matt (Loken): BLAME THE ADMIN-REAVER OLIGARCHY

Edit: Couldn't find the context one.