1st Bank of Flax

[mohr]

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From= Jack Mohr, Ageira Employee/ Courier for Hire

To= 1st Bank of Flax

Good sir,

I am looking into making a deposit. It needs to be untracable and kept private. I need it so that only one person can withdraw the money as well. The details on the amount, who can withdraw the money, and how much I will pay you for keeping this private we can discuss in space on an encrypted line. I am currently in Newcastle, but should be in New York by tomarrow. Are you still stationed in Kusari? Please contact me if this is doable.

With best regards,
Jack mohr

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[Spidervlad]

Dear executives and bankers of Bank of Flax.

I have been gone for 3 months on my exploration mission to find new artifacts, during this exploration I found a new Jump Hole. With my curiosity, I jumped in. There, I found an irregular radiation which was beyond my ships hull. Seeing what was in the middle of the system, I realized it was one of the Omega systems. Turning on my cruisers, I had began flying as fast away from the radiation of the star as I could, however, I reached just so far until I found a mysterious ship flying around. He offered me help and I quickly ejected out using my pod, and he tractored me in. I lost everything I had in my ship, as well as teh ship itself. That is why, I am asking for either a credit or a loan, of as much credits as you can give me. I was part of [AW] and [Helghast] before I left for my 3 month exploration.

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Skype: vladshafran
Chars: Radiel

[Malaclypse 666]

--Incoming Transmission--

From= Jack Mohr, Ageira Employee/ Courier for Hire

To= 1st Bank of Flax

Good sir,

I am looking into making a deposit. It needs to be untracable and kept private. I need it so that only one person can withdraw the money as well. The details on the amount, who can withdraw the money, and how much I will pay you for keeping this private we can discuss in space on an encrypted line. I am currently in Newcastle, but should be in New York by tomarrow. Are you still stationed in Kusari? Please contact me if this is doable.

With best regards,
Jack mohr

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Trader Mohr,

Discretion is part of our customer credo here at 1st Flax. There is no extra charge. We will be happy to open an account for you at our earliest convenience. However we are currently locked down on Curacao due to a potential threat in California.. something about a mutating fartgas bomb or something. *(and crappy internet all day..)

I will attempt to open an incoming channel for you soon.

Regards,
Sophie Noir
G.M., 1st Flax

That is why, I am asking for either a credit or a loan, of as much credits as you can give me. I was part of [AW] and [Helghast] before I left for my 3 month exploration.

Dear Sir,

As a result of the current lockdown of shipping and commerce into and out of Curacao, we are unable to service your request at this time.

There is also the small matter of a threat by a previous employer who currently wishes to mutate humans throughout the sector for.. um.. was it power? ..or zippy minds? or soupy stuff to breathe.

We are currently watching to see if the Helghast prevail or get their arses kicked. If the latter, there goes part of your references and collateral.

May I also suggest the Bank of Bretonia, or you could register at the Colonial Credit Union. I have no idea what their requirements are at this time.

Thank you for attempting to choose 1st Flax!
Sophie, GM and Mutant killer

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[TankTarget]

1st bank of Flax, if you require any donations to help those in need please let me know I would be willing to donate. Also there's a few rumors that the "fartgas bomb" won't be used because of a lack of bean burritos and chilidogs.

Again if you need 15-20mil for donations to the flax bank see Tank's trader (soon to be, [UNI]Valiant also known as, Michael Hendriks).

[Malaclypse 666]

1st bank of Flax, if you require any donations to help those in need please let me know I would be willing to donate. Also there's a few rumors that the "fartgas bomb" won't be used because of a lack of bean burritos and chilidogs.

Again if you need 15-20mil for donations to the flax bank see Tank's trader (soon to be, [UNI]Valiant also known as, Michael Hendriks).

Message to: Trading vessel Valiant
Comm ID: 1st Flax, Curacao

Dear Mr. Hendriks,

We thank you for your generous offer. "Need" is a relative thing, Sir, and we here at 1st Flax recognize that Catma. We will be happy to fulfill your need to donate, whatever its origin or motive.

Please specify if the donation is for:
a) The Church of Eris Esoteric;
b) Creation of the Free State of Fernando Poo;
c) Establishment of the Baffin Scrubby Reserve and Hatchery;
d) Operation "Home Run".

(It's all the same pocket, but we color-code the lint for tax purposes.) Once the destination is specified, we will assign the appropriate vessel to call on you with free literature and/or headache remedies.

Thank you again for schmoozing 1st Flax!
Sophie Noir, GM

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[Malaclypse 666]

Message to: GM Sophie
Comm ID: CEO Waverly

Sophie,

Be a good Orb, and open a personnel jacket for [FSFP]Mother.S.Promise.

Please deposit whatever funds "Mother" might require into his personal account.

I know you usually handle the interviews and hires, but the fellow seems very sincere and able.

I believe he'll also be recquisitioning one of your sisters, codename "Kismet".. Arrange the particulars with Mama Discordia, will you? And tone it down on the "shopping" program if possible.. We're savin' our Flax for a really big purchase, as you know.

(Welcome to "Mother", our first new Trader for Poosville!)

Pops

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[JonatanRaven]

*** INCOMING TRANSMISSION ***

[color=black]From:Trashcanman
[color=black]To: 1st Bank of Flax


Dear sirs of the 1st Bank of Flax,

I hereby request that you review my application for an account at your bank.Included in this document is my application. Should you need further information contact me on the specified E-mail.

<div align="right]Sincerely, Donald Merwin Elbert

APPLICATION FOR COMMERCIAL SAVINGS ACCOUNT

The Applicant named below applies for a credit account with 1st Bank of Flax on the terms as previously stated:
FULL NAME: _________Donald Merwin Elbert_______________________________________________
POSTAL ADDRESS:_____Trenton Outpost, New York system _______ STATE: __Liberty____ POSTCODE:_N/A___
CALLSIGN: ( ) __Trashcanman___________________ EMAIL: ___Trashcanman@Universal.Shipping.net_______
REGISTERED OFFICE (if company): ___Trenton Outpost, New York system_____________
BUSINESS CONDUCTED AS:

SOLE TRADER PRIVATE COMPANY

<strike>PUBLIC COMPANY PARTNERSHIP</strike>

<strike>OTHER (Please specify) :</strike> ________________________________________________________________________________

CONTACT NAME FOR ACCOUNTS: ____Donald Merwin Elbert___________________________________
ANTICIPATED INITIAL DEPOSIT:_________10 000 000 Credits _____________________________

[color=white]*** TRANSMISSION END ***

((OOC: The email is of course fake, but it links to writing a PM to me.))

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[pchwang]

Memo to: Reginald Waverly, Esq., Chairman and CEO, 1st Bank of Flax
From: Saul Rothschild, CFO, BR&N

Dear Mr. Waverly:

How do you do?

We are currently unaware of the status of 1st Flax, but we would like to express our interest in the acquisition of your noble institution, of and including a transferral of 1st Flax's deposits, total assets, as well as a list of outstanding dues to 1st Flax.

If this is impossible, please let me know.

Sincerely yours,
Saul Rothschild, CFO BR&N

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[6:51:48 PM] Terrance Cooper: Ye?
[6:52:00 PM] Igor (Smokey): nothin
[6:52:03 PM] Igor (Smokey): just sayin btw
[6:52:05 PM] Terrance Cooper: &lt;_&lt;

Johnny_Haas: you shot anti criuse speed rockets!!!
Johnny_Haas: but why????
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Johnny_Haas: why you shoot criuse speed rockets?

[Malaclypse 666]

Memo to: Reginald Waverly, Esq., Chairman and CEO, 1st Bank of Flax
From: Saul Rothschild, CFO, BR&N

Dear Mr. Waverly:

How do you do?

We are currently unaware of the status of 1st Flax, but we would like to express our interest in the acquisition of your noble institution, of and including a transferral of 1st Flax's deposits, total assets, as well as a list of outstanding dues to 1st Flax.

If this is impossible, please let me know.

Sincerely yours,
Saul Rothschild, CFO BR&N

Howdy, Saul
Pops here.

Hmm.. Assests? Went sundiving.
shares in CCU? Called and expended.
Outstanding debts? One.

On that outstanding debt, if you're able to collect, we'll split the amount over the principle.

Name of deadbeat: General Nakazawa
Amount of loan: 50 Million tons of Flax
Interest and penalties: 30 Millon ToF

So, if you find the aforementioned deadbeat and collect, you'll receive 15T plus another 5T finder's fee.

That's all we have, Gents. Good luck in your new endeavors.

Reggie Waverly,
Former CEO, 1st Flax
cc: BR&N Home Offices.

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[pchwang]

Memo to: Mr. Waverly
From: Saul Rothschild
Re: Acquisition of 1st Flax

Excellent, Mr. Waverly. BR&N would be happy to acquire what is left of 1st Flax, and your long standing name that has represented prosperity and financial success.

On the topic of your overdue fee, we would like to purchase the "idea" of that fee from you. As in give you a sum to reliquish any claims to the amount owed to us. After the purchase, we would then be owed money by Nakazawa.

Sincerely yours,
Saul Rothschild, CFO BR&N

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[7:42:05 PM][6:51:36 PM] Igor (Smokey): btw terry
[6:51:48 PM] Terrance Cooper: Ye?
[6:52:00 PM] Igor (Smokey): nothin
[6:52:03 PM] Igor (Smokey): just sayin btw
[6:52:05 PM] Terrance Cooper: &lt;_&lt;

Johnny_Haas: you shot anti criuse speed rockets!!!
Johnny_Haas: but why????
Johnny_Haas: ??
Johnny_Haas: why you shoot criuse speed rockets?