Nothing here, folks!

[Thexare]

Incoming message...
Sender: Onmyoji

You object to the messes made by mercenaries like Dagon and the Reavers.

So... you pay people to indiscriminately kill every mercenary and freelancer in sight. While making no effort to omit those mercenaries who work exclusively in a lawful capacity hunting pirates and terrorists. This in turn makes it easier for a wing of Barghests to destroy more Dreadnoughts and Cruisers.

Since you're so fond of cleaning metaphors, this is akin to cleaning a broken jar of pasta sauce by throwing a bucketful of mud on top of it.

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[Silurius]

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This is more like pointing a flamethrower at a pile of garbage and turning it to ash than throwing perfectly good spaghetti sauce around. Or it could be likened tossing a bleeding corpse into the middle of a swarm of sharks.
(I'm speaking from experience here.)

You know... that's actually a really fitting metaphor.


More importantly,
[color=#3333FF]ALL paychecks have been increased, with more opportunities for bonuses.
[color=#3333FF]Most restrictions have also been removed to make this job easier for those of you straight out of the Sugarland or Huntsville.

Go get 'em, tiger.



P.S. It looks like the Reavers' Form 2Bs were cleared by ALG Dortmund.
You all are clear to act as contractors for this job now if you want.

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I'm just a private citizen who decided it was time for a little community service.
I take out the trash so other people don't have to get their hands dirty.
Gee, that's nice of me.

[Fran]

:::Incoming Janitorial claim
:::Exact name of sender: Fran

Mop, mop, mop.

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Cleaning Fee: $12,000,000

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[Silurius]

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[color=#FFFFFF]That's what I love to see.
Keep them coming, Fran. Awesome job.

I've included a little bonus for you to round your paycheck off.
Buy something nice for yourself.

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I'm just a private citizen who decided it was time for a little community service.
I take out the trash so other people don't have to get their hands dirty.
Gee, that's nice of me.

[Klingon Council]

*incoming transmission*
Comm ID: I.K.S. Gon'Shar
Commander Korg, reporting
To: The Janitor

Greetings,

I am Korg and my crew and I have been mercenaries working in Liberty for some time since back when the Liberty Navy required registration. We are Xeno hunters and hunt the likes of Rheinlanders that would dare infringe where we now call home. We work mostly off of Planet Houston although we patrol all of Liberty and even some in Bretonia.

We are about honor. I am sure if you research your records that you will find what I say to be true. Do not mix us up with those you wish to make pay. Perhaps when people are more accepting of us, we will find our place amongst you. Mind you, we are NOT your enemies unless you choose to make us so.

que'plAH!!

Korg

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"Revenge is a dish best served cold."

[Silurius]

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[color=#FFFFFF]There might be some honourable Freelancers and Mercenaries out there. I don't deny that. The trouble is, we can't trust anyone nowadays, and if they're in Liberty, it's already suspicious. These despicable, dishonourable killers of military personnel are a plague, and they have to be sterilized. They defame the normally good name of Freelancers and Mercenaries and senselessly slaughter the men and women who serve to protect us. Something had to be done about that, and I was apparently the first person with enough of a backbone to stand up to these terrorists.

If there's Freelancers and Mercs without intentions to hunt the Liberty Navy... they can leave for another area and avoid the hunt while it is in progress. If they're after the Liberty Navy, it's impossible to continue killing them without being in Liberty.

All I can say is that if you don't want to become prey while our "hunt" is going on, you should stay out of the hunting grounds for the time being.

Things may change with time.

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I'm just a private citizen who decided it was time for a little community service.
I take out the trash so other people don't have to get their hands dirty.
Gee, that's nice of me.

[Backo]

[Connecting to global server... Connected]
[Encryption started...]
[Location: .:encrypted:.]
[Comm ID: .:encrypted:.]
[Sending transmission...]

Hello,
You don't really need to know my name right now so I'll go streight to the question:
Can for instance a person that hunted the navy... hrm how to put it? 'Eliminate the competition'?
I'll need to start collecting bounties again very soon so I need to know if I could work with you.
Bye-bye!

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[Encryption ended...]
[Connection lost...]

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Republic of the Sword and Sun

[wilwerin2]

:::Incomming Transmission:::


Me, Tommy.Sail

I will be your mop in Liberty Dear mr janitor
Expect results really soon.


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......Signal Lost......

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[Klingon Council]

*incoming transmission*
Comm ID: Commander Korg, I.K.S. Gon'Shar
To: "The Janitor"

If there's Freelancers and Mercs without intentions to hunt the Liberty Navy... they can leave for another area and avoid the hunt while it is in progress.

How quaint! We are all made to pay for the actions of a few. I see this all to often, blaming an entire group for something. I remember a time my Zoner friends were blanketly bountied like this. More harm than good was done. So be it!
You want us out of Liberty! We shall leave. I do pity you when your real enemies such as the criminal element does not have so many people to chase them out. There will be other former lawful mercenaries and Freelancers who have changed sides because of this. I guess I should be used to this moving bit having already lost one home already.

*turns over his shoulder*
"Gothar, prepare the ship for the Omicrons. I'm sure someone out there will appreciate our help."

Good bye, Human.

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"Revenge is a dish best served cold."

[Fran]

:::Incoming Janitorial claim
:::Exact name of sender: Fran

Information: I sat at home and on my own I cried alone and scratched your name on the side of a MOP... wait, thats not how it goes... Aaanywayyyy...

P.S. A fourth kill was added to my last claim via an edit some time after it was posted, it would seem the payment on it was missed, unless theres a different reason for that.

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