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The Joker · 02-26-2012, 08:35 PM,

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[HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION APPEARS]

[font=Trebuchet Ms]I...

I don't want to be any hard feelings between us, you silly entrepreneurs. You gotta understand that this is honestly nothing personal. So many of you think that this is all about you and only you. Oh, oh. How rude of me to hurt your girlie feelings.

You haul cargo or mine ore? You'll get stopped by us Jokerz sooner or later. You'll pay one way or another. Like many did in just a few previous hours. When that happens, maybe you'll find out how futile your attempt to gather wealth really is.

So...

So much cargo got blown already, so much money got wasted. More than any of you trade or pirate in years. In just a few hours. Does it... depress you? Does it depress you to know how small, [color=#9999FF]how small-time, the majority of you really are?

And lets not forget how many threats got spoken already. And each time that happens, and each time I see armada chasing me. And each time!!! Each freaking time I see my ship caught on fire, or when I see one of my thugs going down in a deranged laughter...

It...

It puts a smile on my face. A-HAHA-HAHA-HAHA.

HA-HA-HA!

It can only get better. That's the best part! Don't you get the big picture!?

HAHAHA-HAHA-HAHA-HAAA!!!

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RAL · 02-26-2012, 10:21 PM,

[color=#FFFFFF]Stay out of our venue and there wont be any problems.

[font=Lucida Console][color=#6600CC] Sincerely,
~Draze Aldridge
The Magical Bunch

SMI-Great.Fox · 02-26-2012, 10:31 PM,

**The prodical son of chaos returns**

**We do hope that whenever youre in our neck of the woods and see any of us, we would me more than willing to 'acquire' whats left of those poor souls that refuse to laugh...Think of all the wasted wine and such that would never reach our men's lips from our favorite pastime of watching certain parts of Gallia burn**

**Hmm.. Oh what the hell I'll laugh anyways**

**Hehe.. Heh.. Ha.. Ha..HA HA! A-HAHA-HAHA!! HA-HA-HA!!**

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-"If we do not learn at least one thing a day....Our minds turn to stupor"- Kyle Sparrgrove -2005

Ships Log of the Maverick IV Logs of the Maverick.V The.Maverick.IV & Maverick.V Feedback Lot How it all began...

02-26-2012, 10:53 PM,

::: Incoming Transmission :::

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The horror.. the horror..

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Yaoquizque · 02-26-2012, 11:59 PM,

## Source::Fune ##
## Target::Jokie honey? ##
## Kind::Text ##
## Encryption::Omega ##
## Start ##
[Image: Connie_t.png]

Hey Jokie.
I'm glad to see you're okay, love.
Even if you're mean because you never call me! Ah!

Now... I don't have much flax so...
Could i pay in kisses?

See you!

## Endof ##

ryoken · (This post was last modified: 02-27-2012, 12:37 AM by ryoken.)

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Hmmm...C.J.Nickson of the YORKTOWN here. You remember the YORKTOWN right? The Liberty dread that sent you ship burning to hell several time in the past?
Well some consider us much the same, all but on opposite sides of the law. They use that Crazy word. But they just do not understand our dedication to our cause. I shall be looking for you. This time however i got a present for you when we tractor in your pod.
[Image: pilot2.jpg]

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r3vange · 02-27-2012, 01:06 AM,

[color=#FFFFFF]In[font=Arial Narrow]sert mandatory I l ove you/I hate you message here

Now shoo, you scare off the purple fishes

AshHill07 · (This post was last modified: 02-27-2012, 01:31 AM by AshHill07.)

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Password: ******
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Bloody Reverb · 02-27-2012, 01:43 AM,

Well well well...someone is making jokes? Hmm...oh deary me! Pay..and YOU? Heh..not gonna happen. I dont have so much money. And even if i do... I..DONT...PAY! I will never pay to anyone! Noone catches me! Noone can get Me and Wolf! So...i take the..hehehehehe*smokes cigar and drinks from a bottle* the third...goodbye!
::Signal lost::

Altejago · (This post was last modified: 02-27-2012, 02:19 AM by Altejago.)

Bad Jester

I need you to understand

We're backing the Hackers

And everyone else you piss off

So save the trouble, time and coin

And stay the hell out of our Liberty

Magellan, Cortez, Kepler and Hudson

And God forbid if you're seen near Galileo

You won't be called the Joker anymore

But more like the Le Grand Au Choker

For what I intend to do to your mouth

After a good shot of Special K

Leaves one to desire death

Over continued abuse

Of your oral cavities

Got the message?

~Your local protein supplier~

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