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Death.RunningVerminator · 05-24-2012, 06:27 AM,

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' Wrote:
I see this mattress back is still acting all tough over her coms haha-haha
Ill tell you where to find her, look for the sleaziest brothel in Sirius, then
look around in there for the room that has nobody lined up behind it and whalaaaaaaa
there will be your silver salad dodger typing away franticly hahaha-ha

Did you just call Silver.. a mattress?

*spits out his coffee*

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~~Mimic~~ · 05-24-2012, 11:03 AM,

I call em as i see them and that hooker stands out a mile hahaha-ha.

And i hope the salad dodger has taken her herpes medication the Gold Wing
were never the same pilots itching around in their cockpits after a visit. Hahaha.

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aodcoffinshade · 05-25-2012, 12:34 AM,

I kill a prostitute for fun, but for a 100 million , I gonna carve her up real nice.

Silver · 05-25-2012, 12:49 AM,

Ey chump.

I ain't the one that is trying to compensate somethin' in a Mako that can only shoot snubs.
And fails at that.

Or forgets to reply to the last guy that made you dock in a hurry.

Face it, you'll never be the man your mother was.
So go out and brag while you hold that cloak close.

*Grins*

And for the last one..

Damn man. Someone tried put out the fire in your face with a fork or a spoon?
'Cause i really can't tell.

'Nough said, though the whole '100 millions' made me tickle.
Especially when the bounty is of 20 mills.

*Laughs*

Guess you rooks do come in packages of two.

And i'm still waitin' by the way.
Silver.

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:12:00] Traxit: this is smut stop

Jeremy Hunter · 05-25-2012, 01:01 AM,

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>>>][-COMMID: Izzy Archer
>>>][-LOCATION: Somewhere
>>>][-ENCRYPTION: Normal
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This is rapidly devolving into a big contest between everyone to who has the bigger manhood. From which Silver, the person being bountied, appears to have the biggest manhood, despite not having one in the first place.

Sheesh.

Get off your asses, get in your ships, and actually go find her, because sitting in your big-ass Mako, or your room, typing on a computer, is rude when there is a lady waiting.

~Izzy

~~~~~TRANSMISSION TERMINATED~~~~~

May you ever walk in the Light, Shizune.

aodcoffinshade · 05-25-2012, 01:04 AM,

Your mistaken, it twas me that has unleashed hell upon
you and ill temp him with credits at my own pleasure.

Silver · 05-25-2012, 01:10 AM,

Okay.. Diferent face, same eyes.

Guess you had it remodeled with a shovel.

*Grins*

And they come now in packs of three.
Just what the universe needed.

More of these, wasting my air.

So, when you decide to get of your forked or shoveled or docked heinies,
stop wastin' my time and come.

'Cause, as Izzy darlin' said,
it ain't nice to keep a girl waitin'.

Silver.

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:12:00] Traxit: this is smut stop

escopton · 05-25-2012, 02:11 AM,

From: Faye Valentine
To: Anyone up to the challege

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Hey! A little less conversation, a little more action! If you can do this before my clothes come out of fashion, I'd be pleased. Please don't make me try to repeat what I could only do once. Yes, Silver is not untouchable. Actually, no one is... She and her Reavers have put some helluva light over that...

Don't make me claim my own bounty, please, or I won't be able to live in this sector of the galaxy anymore...

Faye out!