Ape zoned.

[Death.RunningVerminator]

Lol dubstep/smokey, your trolling just got completely rejected. xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Cond0r]

Lol dubstep/smokey, your trolling just got completely rejected. xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I fail to see where I was trolling)

trolling is against the rules of this forum)

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[17:23:05] Mini Me: pls
[17:23:06] Mini Me: gtfo

[Silver]

On the contrary, he fully practices the Aston Martin Mantra to get friendzoned now.

With Igor LF movement grace.

Hm. A Aston Martin LF..

:cool:

~K.

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:12:00] Traxit: this is smut stop

[Ghhyrd]

4. The 'I'm English don't you know?' move. Note: Only works in North America.
Speak to a North American girl in a thick English accent. Get laid.

Does that really work?

Really?

[r3vange]

Get a Jag, you can molest teenagers and get away with it because you have a Jag. Come to think of it that's all you do anyway when you have a Jag.

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[Seth Karlo]

[color=#FFFFFF]Seth, offering dating/pick up advice to Disco is like trying to teach a monkey how to assemble an atomic bomb using a pair of pliers and a roll of duct tape.

Sounds like Macgyver.

My personal pick up line is the sipping a martini in a custom made suit while flashing Aston Martin keys.

Cost for Martini in expensive bar: 20 quid
Cost to rent a DB9 for 12 hours: 230 quid
Getting laid: Priceless.

Does that really work?

Really?

Yes. Got sorted from asking the hot girl on the seat behind me how far until the bus station. Irish guys and Australian guys work very well on British girls too.

Also, if you are cute, aim for Japanese or Korean girls. Great sex.

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[Cond0r]

Getting laid: Priceless.

I wonder why :rolleyes:

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[17:23:05] Mini Me: pls
[17:23:06] Mini Me: gtfo

[Seth Karlo]

Well, why on earth would I pay for it?

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[r3vange]

[color=#FFFFFF]Chloroform: 5 quid
A night out: 30 quid -ish
Banging an anaesthetized girl: 3-8 years

For everything else there is alcohol

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[Cond0r]

Well, why on earth would I pay for it?

I honestly dont know, you sound lovely.

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[17:23:05] Mini Me: pls
[17:23:06] Mini Me: gtfo