Love service!

[vardek]

Hi
It says in the Discovery 4.86 read me under SPECIAL FEATURES "* Hud Toogle: Enable disable the HUD by pressing cntl-H
* Hud Color Control: Change the HUD color by pressing cntl-K
* Ship Docking Light Control: Turn on/off ship docking lights by pressing cntl-L.
Has anyone got these to work,they wont do anything for me?.
Regards
Vardek

[Yaoquizque]

## Source::Fune ##
## Kind::Text ##
## Encryption::Omega ##

## Target::Mysterious Laura ##
## Start ##

Oh... I don't know much about him, actually! He contacted me a few weeks ago but i never met him face to face.

Meeting him on a Freeport sounds like a wonderful idea! I could even come with you if you don't feel too confident alone.
I bet being a chaperon could be funny!

So just say the word and i will contact him. And besides, Omicrons are beautiful and you could have some pleasant time wandering there even if it doesn't work out!

Oh and... You're right about corsairs. Actually, the first time i did funny things in bed was with a corsair. I will never forget that day!

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## Target::Aleesha honey fan ##
## Start ##

Uhoh... Hello?
Aleesha honey, you say? Rmm... I think i met someone with that name in Liberty.

But it was ages ago! And... I don't think i saw her lately.
If i ever see her, i will call you right away, okay?! Sorry for not being very helpul, however..

Love you!

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## Target::Vardek ##
## Start ##

I'm not part of a technical help desk? Are you sure you sent this message to the right neuralnet node? I'm pretty sure you didn't!
That said, if you need advices to woo a girl, i can totally help you!

Stay shiny!

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[Laura C.]

Text only message
Sender: anonymous (temporary name created: Laura)
Sent from: blocked
Subject: Date

Hi, dear Concordia! I´m not sure about this idea. Again. I´m too often indecisive. And I´m sick of it! So I just tossed a coin. And coin said "do it"! But I will be more than glad if you will go with me. It seems you really know how to handle men. And if he will be an idiot, we can still have some fun together. Or you can teach me something how to get a man. So can you contact him or arrange a date on one of mentioned freeports? Sorry for such short message, I´m drunk and I feel lonely and desperate. But you are my sweetheart! Maybe you can save me...

Laura

END OF THE MESSAGE

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On a ragebreak. Or ragequit. Time will tell.

[Wolfs Ghost]

Location: -LOCATION BLOCKED-
Subject: N/A
Encryption Level: Low

Someones been spamming my neural net with this, and I think I've finally figured out who it was, anyways... there's a chap in the Armed Forces who serves with me by the name of "James Arland."

Turns out he's a bit lonely. Mind setting him up with someone? Of the female gender preferably.

From what I've spoken with him about, he enjoys long walks on the beach, and wants a family to take care of... he's also an ace combat pilot and shows excellent valor in the face of an enemy.

Anyways, Cheers.

Lieutenant Commander Austin R. Goodman, CC
Commanding Officer of the Invictus,
5th Fleet Headquarters, The Suffolk

Files Attached

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[Yaoquizque]

## Source::Fune ##
## Kind::Text ##
## Encryption::Omega ##

## Target::Austin honey ##
## Start ##

Oh hey there! You look quite cute in that uniform!

So hmm... A 'friend' of yours, you say?
I see!

Well i know a few girls, but you would have to ask that friend what kind of girl he likes, right?
I know look is a big thing for you boys, after all!

If you need some advices too to seduce the girl you like... - because i'm sure an handsome boy like you has a special one -, don't hesitate to ask!

Byebye!

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[Wolfs Ghost]

Location: -LOCATION BLOCKED-
Subject: N/A
Encryption Level: Low

Well, you see, the chap works long hours - we all do with the war going on, and that can get on a mans nerves... if you catch my drift. I remember hearing him say something along the lines of... actually, wait I have a transmission log of what he really said. I'll just upload that...

[26.10.2012 11:52:37] BAF|Lt.Cdr.J.Arland: You know, I just want someone I can come home to and cuddle with.
[26.10.2012 11:52:50] BAF|Lt.Cdr.J.Arland: Are women like that really that hard to find?
[26.10.2012 11:53:30] BAF|Lt.Cdr.A.Goodman: Apparently so.
[26.10.2012 11:54:20] BAF|Lt.Cdr.J.Arland: How do you do it?
[26.10.2012 11:55:00] BAF|Lt.Cdr.A.Goodman: Uhm... I don't really know. It just... happens.

So you see, apparently he just wants a girl he can... erhm, come home to and cuddle with. Though, I know how insane some women can be... so.. if you do find someone, make sure they're not over-the-top-crazy. Laid back lass, preferably not a criminal, and... from either Liberty or Bretonia.

As for myself? I'm... I'm fine, thank you.

Lieutenant Commander Austin R. Goodman, CC
Commanding Officer of the Invictus,
5th Fleet Headquarters, The Suffolk

Files Attached

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[Yaoquizque]

## Source::Fune ##
## Kind::Text ##
## Encryption::Omega ##

## Target::Trueno Benitez sweetheart ##
## Start ##

Guess what!

I know a girl wishing to meet you! Preferably on a Freeport... Maybe Freeport 1?
But since she seems to be a bit shy, i will certainly accompany her.

Do you wish to meet her, love?

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## Target::Austin honey ##
## Start ##

Oh... I didn't want to embarrass you with my proposition. Sorry!
Now about your friend Jamesie... All he wants is to do some funny things in bed? If that is so, i don't think i should help him in that regard.

I started this to help sweethearts finding love. If it is indeed what he is looking for, perhaps it would be for the best to have him contact me himself?
I can't really help him if i'm unable to find out what's wrong with him, right?

Also... If you contacted me to play him a joke... I'd feel a bit embarrassed and... I don't think it would have good results either.

See you!

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[Wolfs Ghost]

Location: -LOCATION BLOCKED-
Subject: N/A
Encryption Level: Low

Oh? No, this is by no means a joke. You see, Mister Arland is typically caught up with his work that he can't fully focus on finding the woman of his dreams. I was asked, as a friend, to help him out and I've stumbled upon these services after someone spammed them to me.

I figured a lovely and beautifully stunning woman like you could help him find true love, and by all means... he's not looking for a one night stand, but someone to be romantically involved with for the rest of his life - however long that is.

But alas... if you're not willing to help him because he asked his friend to do it for him, I... really don't know where to turn to.

Lieutenant Commander Austin R. Goodman, CC
Commanding Officer of the Invictus,
5th Fleet Headquarters, The Suffolk

Files Attached

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[Yaoquizque]

"Those sonic showers are sooo boring and unpleasant..." complained softly the girl while getting out of the small chamber taking a corner in the modest live quarters of her vessel.

The holo projection of a kusarian woman chastely looked away as her 'mistress' was walking out without bothering much to hide anything of her anatomy.
"Say, Fune... Could i take a real shower? Oh! Where are we anyway?!"

After what could be interpreted as a sigh, the immaterial voice said <Drifting in Cortez. No. You can't>
"Why?! I want to!"
<There is twenty-three credits on your account and you already need to get me to the.. erh. Doctor> replied the voice, using a terminology the girl could understand. After all, for her, she wasn't an AI, but a 'fairy'. And the entire universe was for her the magical land of Oz for all she knew.

Hearing that, the girl collapsed on the bed, among the mess that was lying here.
"Rahhh! I told you i was sorry, Fune! I totally didn't see that big asteroid thingy dingy!"
As her 'friend' wasn't replying, she wriggled to come closer to the wall and started to caress it. She then gave a kiss to it after a cheerful smile.

<Stop... Doing... That>
"But kisses are healing!"

<You have a new message, 'mistress'> said the AI neutrally as a diversion to get away from that awkward moment.
"Ohhh? Whaaa! Okay! Show me!"

"Ahhhh?" emitted the girl after having read the message with many head tilts.
"He's sweet with that uniform, really. Right, Fune?"
<Hmm...>
"Looks like he isn't the one looking for a girl, after all. I totally though he was using the 'friend of mine' trick, there..." thought out loud the girl after a while.

She suddenly smiled.
"Soooo?"
<.... So..?>
"So what do you think?! What about Allie honey?"

Not that the AI actually wanted to get in that sort of discussion. The girl kept going after a short silence.
"I mean okay... She likes girls but... A boy cannot hurt once in a while, no?"
<No data> replied the sentient AI to be left alone.
"Rmm? And oh! What about that girl... Rm... Amelia something! She sounded so lonely... Oh wait! I know! You remember that girl?"

<I'm busy calibrating the engines>
"Yay! She had such a charming brother... Hmm... Orlin... Edwin? Something like that!" carried on the girl, ignoring the AI subtle attempt to make her understand 'she' didn't care.

"What was her name again! Help me Fune?"
<... Katherine>
"Yes! Her! She was really nice... I wonder where she is now..."

The girl suddenly got on her feet.
"By the way... What do we have for dinner? I'm very hungry..."

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[Rodnas]

Location: Omicron Gamma, Planet Crete
Sender: Trueno Benitez
Recipent: Fune

Saludos Fune,
well now, that's what i call a pleasant surprise! Madre mio, i might have to get my uniform ironed and polished afterall!
Now Freeport one...Freeport one...well i am sure that i can find a justification why my duties carry me that way to keep everything...propre...for my hermanos. Or do i need someone to accompany me to keep protocol? Actually bringing my guards and crewmen might be a bit...spoiling the mood,si?
But anyways, who will i meet? I mean...where's she from? I hope she is no cardamine addicted malnoursihed hessian assassin out for my head,si? SI?
Does she know she will be meeting a Corsair actually? Or do i have to don a fake moustache or somethign for starters...that might be akward...

Madre mio, there are lots of things to think on this flight! I will make way to the Omegas soon, i am quite excited how this turns out...so can you do me a favour and "warn" me when you can arrange that date por vavor?


Hasta la vista,

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