Andy's hand suddenly went through the Chief's Shoulder, and then the Chief suddenly dissapeared!
"The hell?!?!" Andy yelled, jaws dropped down to the urine-covered floor of Sunbucks
Andy looked around and saw the flaming room that was once starbucks, Marcus shooting up the place, dragons were flying everywhere, all the girl officers were dancing, and the Chief suddenly turned into the atmosphere
"Oh my damn! I am drunk.. wha wha wait I cant be" Andy told to himself
Then he suddenly yelled to the big furry bear in front of him "I swear to drunk im not god!!"
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Suddenly everything was sucked into one big black hole which was the mouth of the Chief Matt Meyers, Andy saw many donuts the size of suns being sucked in to the endless vaccum, Andy screamed and screamed....
Right after Andy Crooks was found (by sober officers) lying unconsious on the ground.
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Joe put his holo-camera back in his pocket after filming Lindburger and that other guy run around drunk doing.....drunk stuff. Then he walked out to put in on the net.
' Wrote:This thread is so stupid that a bird sitting on a nearby tree just EXPLODED.
Lauren lands on Fort Bush Station to enjoy some of the stations attractions, Like Donut wrestling which is pretty much free. Simply toss a doughnut to the ground on the station and at least five Officers will fight over it. But today was a different story, Daddy was here today and she wanted to argue her way into a promotion. Lauren never knew why the LPI are afraid of promotions because to her it means she was less likely to be used as Cannon Fodder which was a near always percent of the time.
Lauren strolls towards the entrance of the Sunbucks and as she reaches the door is knocked over by an invisible force.
What the bloody hell, What just tripped meh!
A large Matt Myers appears out of fat air, notices lauren, breaks into a run for about two seconds than a three second jog and finally five seconds of walking before he sits down to take a breather.
Daddeh!, I wanna talk to you .....
' Wrote:I like how he doesn't even attempt to hide a +1.
Unlike me, I'm pro at making it look like I actually have an opinion on the topic.
Except in this post.
I'm feeling rebellious.
Deveron Kerry once again took a stroll into the HR Department. Many of his fellow officers called him insane, as no sane person could enter that place and live except the Deputy Chiefs.
However, Kerry had been enjoying conversing with the Harvester in said department for quite some time. He had learned the secret spot where it liked to be pet.
He also learned to avoid petting it too much since that raised its "Happiness" Quotient about 0.3 per stroke, which at about 6.3 initiated some sort of purring protocol, which was a dead giveaway that something was up in there. Fortunately, no one dared inquire what the source of the noise was...yet...
This time however, the Harvester wasn't there...something that to Kerry was as true as saying the Chief was thin.
Where had he gone?
"He who has one thousand friends will find he has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy will find him everywhere."
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Marcus walked behind Deveron and tazed him at 'JumpStartLibby' mode, this time MAKING SURE he was wearing any anti - tazing material (which he wasn't).
As Marcus walked by, Deveron noticed blood dripping from Marcus's hands. And then he noticed Marcus 4 fingers on his left hand.
As Marcus went about, he turned back, cussed at Deveron and continued.
And the the harvester came by and walked into the HR department.
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