I can haz skype

[Piombo65]

[02/05/2017 17:55:44] Piombo65: We are the NCIS...LMABCKKKJDWLMA...N
[02/05/2017 17:56:17] Piombo65: A team ready to face up to every kind of situations!
[02/05/2017 17:57:01] Piombo65: We use the parachute ONLY to lay the table on sunday, when our parents meet us.
[02/05/2017 17:57:23] Kaze: Piombo sounds like the Lord of Smrt.
[02/05/2017 17:57:24] Piombo65: We have the ability to pretend to be dead and to become invisible like that fucking Casper!
[02/05/2017 17:57:30] Kaze: Yep.
[02/05/2017 17:57:36] Kaze: Pio is the Lord of Smrt.
[02/05/2017 17:58:06] Piombo65: We can camouflage into the crowd!
[02/05/2017 17:58:12] Kaze: Tell me this isn't Smrt's type of material?
[02/05/2017 17:58:29] Gagadingus: Yes it is, but he isnt the lord yet
[02/05/2017 17:58:55] Kaze: tell me the truth Pio.
[02/05/2017 17:59:01] Kaze: Are you the Lord of Smrt?
[02/05/2017 18:00:03] Piombo65: We can stay underwater like fishes! The dolphins are very envious!
[02/05/2017 18:00:28] *** Kaze nods wisely. ***
[02/05/2017 18:01:13] Piombo65: We pass hours and hours to train to have an infallible aim, and to hit the target at first shot!
[02/05/2017 18:01:43] Piombo65: Our body is so trained that it can resist from an impact of a fucking "Meteorite"!
[02/05/2017 18:01:59] Piombo65: We are the NCIS...LMABCKKKJDWLMA...N
[02/05/2017 18:02:08] Piombo65: And we are beautiful like Rambo
[02/05/2017 18:02:12] Piombo65: and Vaffankiulo!
[02/05/2017 18:02:16] *** Piombo65 defuses ***

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[Teerin]

Conversations in the dev story group chat can become incredibly dark.

You know, when discussing how many millions of people we decide have perished.

[4:15:44 PM] Croft: Now swap out the storm for a wave of hot and spicy cosmic death, stir in some space french and season lightly with greed
[...]
[4:19:24 PM] Croft: Indeed, so around the 2 mill mark like you suggested or we pushing that death toll higher?
[4:19:48 PM] Rohj Teerin (Jeremy): I think two and a half million is ... fair? That's 0.58%
[...]
[4:21:16 PM] Croft: Trying to get into the Grim Reapers good books?
[4:21:24 PM] Rohj Teerin (Jeremy): This chat can get dark
[...]
[4:21:58 PM] Croft: I imagine it'd be pretty interesting for someone to read all this out of context

@Croft, done.

[Sombs]

[18:57:52] Red Hot Panda Person: If I ever go for a career as porn star, I'd name myself "Member Folder".
[18:58:09] Aazalot\Von: hah
[18:58:21] Aazalot\Von: id go with "G-Drive"

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[Kaze]

[16:40:04] Kaze: Ok boys.
[16:40:07] Kaze: Who's around 8|
[16:47:33] Yber 'Spanish Bongostar': my d*** is
[16:47:44] Kaze: long d*** bongo star
[16:48:31] Yber 'Spanish Bongostar': the d*** is the bongo

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[08:11 PM] Dusty Lens said: Well in that case. NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE & #SAVAGE & #STORIES

[Valhalla Sr.]

[8:25:40 PM] Neon: also I cant find my good mic
[8:25:46 PM] Valhalla, Jr. / NOISIΛ / Boss: np
[8:25:50 PM] Valhalla, Jr. / NOISIΛ / Boss: u sound gay anyways.
[8:25:57 PM] Neon: yeah bcus I am haha
[8:25:58 PM] Neon: hehe xd
[8:26:03 PM] Valhalla, Jr. / NOISIΛ / Boss: haha
[8:26:04 PM] Valhalla, Jr. / NOISIΛ / Boss: i mean what
[8:26:08 PM] Neon: what
[8:26:13 PM] Laz: what
[8:26:20 PM] Valhalla, Jr. / NOISIΛ / Boss: what

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[Piombo65]

[17:41:05] Piombo65: Eeeeeeeeeeehhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm The Pizza has made MORE AFTER the Roman Empire
[17:41:19] Thunderer: Yes
[17:41:28] Thunderer: But was there not the Roman Empire, there would be no Italy
[17:41:31] Thunderer: And thus no pizza
[17:41:35] Gagadingus: Its ok ammo, im just pulling your nose
[17:41:43] Ａｍｍｏｉｄ: it's
[17:41:47] Ａｍｍｏｉｄ: T_EASON
[17:41:51] Ａｍｍｏｉｄ: you took my R
[17:41:52] Piombo65: INCREDIBIILIII

-The Centurion
[17:41:54] Gagadingus: xD

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[Yber]

[22:44:01] Chuba: in the end, it was true
[22:44:12] ɹǝqı: Hello inferior beings of questionable worth
[22:44:16] Chuba: hello scum
[22:44:19] ɹǝqı: I am your lesser overlord
[22:44:23] *** Lambda se ha retirado ***

[Sombs]

[00:17:06] Red Hot Panda Person: Now Leon is at the Freeport in Bering, as he wants to try to contact the Puerto Ricans.
[00:17:37] Nancy Sweetwater: All while Nancy is frozen in time talking to the Navy (
[00:21:20] Maren von Westefeld: And Maren is playing Cluedo with Mittens.

"Hmm, what word could you be trying to explain to me, Mr. Mittens."

"Meow."

"Is it... Meow?!"

*Cleans fur, while Maren stares at the playing field with twitchy eyebrow.*

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[Sombs]

[20:09:56] [x]Wâssêrdrâché[x] ಠ_ಠ: ;3
[20:10:04] [x]Wâssêrdrâché[x] ಠ_ಠ: i have something in my pants
[20:10:07 | Edited 20:10:10] [x]Wâssêrdrâché[x] ಠ_ಠ: u want to look?
[20:17:34] Eurobeat: Is it a fidget spinner
[20:20:50] [x]Wâssêrdrâché[x] ಠ_ಠ: no

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[Shelco]

R.I.P Babygurl099, you will be missed.

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