I can haz skype

[Tovig]

[23:42:29] Jess the Music Meister: We practice cannibalism here in Quebec.
[23:42:39] Jess the Music Meister: Yum, English-Canadian meat.
[23:42:43] Chris (Kelt): It's called oral sex, Jess.

[n00bl3t]

[7:35:07 PM] Curt Remmert: I should use /stuck to try and get inside Planet Manhattan and act as docking control.
[7:35:19 PM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: You explode.
[7:35:34 PM] Curt Remmert: Could I use /stuck inside of the sun?
[7:35:42 PM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: Yes.
[7:35:45 PM] Curt Remmert: Act as sun docking control.
[7:35:52 PM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: It works in Omega 3, I think.
[7:36:11 PM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: That is, you can get close enough to the Sun to test it.
[7:36:14 PM] Curt Remmert: I know you can use /stuck on stations.
[7:36:23 PM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: [7:35 PM] Curt Remmert: Act as sun docking control.

<<<
[7:36:25 PM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: Wait, what?
[7:36:34 PM] Curt Remmert: Why not?
[7:36:39 PM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn] facepalms.
[7:36:53 PM] Curt Remmert: "Alpha 1/1, this is Sun Docking Control. You may proceed to burn up when it's clear"
[7:37:13 PM] Curt Remmert: "Alpha 1/1, everythings a go for launch, good frying!"
[7:37:26 PM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: Nice.

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Anything I say is not intended as offensive, and to try and deliberately misinterpret it as such would be an attempt at trolling via misrepresentation.

It's not a conspiracy, it's localised bias. They're not intelligent enough to form a conspiracy.

[n00bl3t]

[4:09:04 PM] Chris (Kelt): Richard, on which char I should send teh cash ?
[4:09:11 PM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: [KNF]Akio.Takeshi
[4:09:32 PM] Chris (Kelt): D: difficult to write name is difficult
[4:11:22 PM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: Let me know when you send it.
[4:12:42 PM] Chris (Kelt): Done.
[4:12:43 PM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: Received.
[4:13:37 PM] Chris (Kelt): Nooo. When did you renamed your ex OC sabre, Richard ?
[4:14:06 PM] Chris (Kelt): I can't haz a /renameme actually. Q_Q
[4:14:58 PM] Chris (Kelt): Nevermind, my bad.
[4:15:14 PM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn] facepalms.

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Anything I say is not intended as offensive, and to try and deliberately misinterpret it as such would be an attempt at trolling via misrepresentation.

It's not a conspiracy, it's localised bias. They're not intelligent enough to form a conspiracy.

[lw'nafh]

[14/01/2010 10:01:17 PM] Alvin Katz: :: nudges you ::
[14/01/2010 10:01:30 PM] Ben (Kanga the Dinorawr): *Pokes you*
[14/01/2010 10:01:42 PM] Alvin Katz: :: nudges you again ::
[14/01/2010 10:02:37 PM] Ben (Kanga the Dinorawr): *Pokes you again*
[14/01/2010 10:03:13 PM] Alvin Katz: :: smirkes and nudges you more ::
[14/01/2010 10:03:33 PM] Alvin Katz: careful, too much poking is bad for you:P
[14/01/2010 10:03:48 PM] Ben (Kanga the Dinorawr): *Pokes you with the barrel of a lever-action rifle*

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вellυм ѕe ιpѕυм aleт

[Marcus Lindberg]

[17:56:49] Sophia: lol
[17:56:53] Sophia: FLYING CURT
[17:57:00] Sophia: TAKE COVER there launching the curts
[17:57:08 | Edited 17:57:30] Shabinaf/Lindburger: Shabinaf/Lindburger facepalms...

[Sprolf]

[12:12:54 PM] Pilgrim: http://shadowwar.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/moron.jpg
[12:13:00 PM] Pilgrim: that's Bjorn

[12:13:27 PM] *** Zvonimir "Bjorn" ?egota ejected Pilgrim from this conversation. ***

[12:13:45 PM] Zvonimir "Bjorn" ?egota: Zvonimir "Bjorn" ?egota imprints size 45 on Pilgrims ass

[12:14:41 PM] Zvonimir "Bjorn" ?egota: now someone add him in, i wanna imprint second cheek as well

[12:14:43 PM] *** Chris Falconer added Pilgrim ***
[12:15:06 PM] Chris Falconer: you left Pilgrim?

[12:15:08 PM] Pilgrim: google word mor...
[12:15:11 PM] Pilgrim: what the hell!

[12:15:28 PM] Zvonimir "Bjorn" ?egota: Zvonimir "Bjorn" ?egota imprints size 45 on Pilgrims second ass cheek as well

[12:15:31 PM] *** Zvonimir "Bjorn" ?egota ejected Pilgrim from this conversation. ***




In the SCRA, never insult a host.
Ever. At all.

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[Wolfs Ghost]

[6:07:49 PM] Elfdrake: *the bullet makes this sound " You have lost the game"*
[6:08:02 PM] Curt Remmert: You typed it, so you lost it first
[6:08:07 PM] Elfdrake: what game
[6:08:21 PM] Curt Remmert: That game you said I lost.
[6:08:29 PM] Curt Remmert: I have no idea what the game it
[6:08:33 PM] Elfdrake: how do I lose a game I have never played?
[6:08:47 PM] Curt Remmert: What game is this?
[6:09:04 PM] Elfdrake: I have no idea
[6:09:07 PM] Elfdrake: Do you remeber?
[6:10:59 PM] Austin Goodmen (Murphy): What game are you talking about?
[6:11:07 PM] Curt Remmert: You tell me man
[6:11:07 PM] Elfdrake: I have no idea
[6:11:12 PM] Elfdrake: no one can remeber
[6:11:17 PM] Elfdrake: reminds me of orwell
[6:11:24 PM] Elfdrake: the mutability of the past and all that
[6:11:26 PM] Curt Remmert: It's that crappy game called real life, right?
[6:11:33 PM] Curt Remmert: Where you have to work?
[6:11:48 PM] Curt Remmert: And the tutorial is 18+ years long of playtime?
[6:12:23 PM] Dieter: Birth School Work Death
[6:12:37 PM] Curt Remmert: It's a **** game. I want my money back
[6:12:40 PM] Curt Remmert: Or a trainer.
[6:12:42 PM] Austin Goodmen (Murphy): [6:12:23 PM] Dieter: Birth School Freelancer Work Death
[6:12:47 PM] Austin Goodmen (Murphy): There we go.
[6:12:50 PM] Dieter: yeah
[6:13:04 PM] Elfdrake: And afterlife. but thats conjecture. No one can talk out of it....
[6:13:12 PM] Curt Remmert: That's the expansion pack
[6:13:22 PM] Curt Remmert: Have to finish the main quest of dying first.
[6:13:28 PM] Curt Remmert: How anti climatic is that?
[6:13:29 PM] Dieter: That's the expansion packLOL'ed
[6:13:31 PM] Curt Remmert: The goal is to die
[6:13:54 PM] Elfdrake: but you have to die well......if you kill yourself, you get deleted
[6:15:03 PM] Elfdrake: Furthermore, the games got like, a permanent Hardcore mode on!
[6:15:20 PM] Curt Remmert: The saves are in ****ty locations
[6:15:26 PM] Curt Remmert: Like, when you die.
[6:15:31 PM] Curt Remmert: That's it.
[6:16:47 PM] Austin Goodmen (Murphy): and all the monsters/creatures are bosses.
[6:17:09 PM] Curt Remmert: Your boss is the hardest boss in the game.
[6:17:31 PM] Austin Goodmen (Murphy): Which is just before the ending of the game, yet you can never win it..
[6:17:38 PM] Elfdrake: And the "thermite in Crayon wax" only gets you arreste!
[6:17:45 PM] Curt Remmert: The boss always ****s you over
[6:18:49 PM] Elfdrake: I found a way to stop him
[6:18:57 PM] Curt Remmert: How
[6:19:16 PM | Edited 6:19:22 PM] Elfdrake: Politics. you must **** him over in turn, untill he gets so frustrated the throws himself down an elevator shaft

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[jammi]

[23:39:19] Jamie: It's like herding cats.:P
[23:39:33] Jacob(Shagohad): Indeed.
[23:40:12] Jacob(Shagohad): I tried to herd cats, once.
[23:40:19] Jamie: Annoying isn't it?
[23:40:41] Jamie: I couldn't get it to work until I invested in a metal pole, a car battery and a pair of thick rubber gloves.
[23:40:51] Jacob(Shagohad): Kinky.
[23:41:13] Jamie: A little bit. The smell of burning fur is disconcerting though.
[23:41:47] Jacob(Shagohad): I fight better with the smell of burning things.

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[Incindre]

Incindre: Goodmen!

Incindre: We must gatecrash Lafiel Tarrants party!

Austin Goodmen (Murphy): YES!

Incindre: I will tip punch over all the guests and shoot lafiel with a paint ball gun while you run around with a megaphone yelling "I HATE NOBLES!"

Austin Goodmen (Murphy): Austin Goodmen (Murphy) high fives

Austin Goodmen (Murphy): CAMBRIDGE FARMERS FOR THE WIN!

Incindre: HELLZ YEA!


Austin Goodmen (Murphy): Wait...where was Lucy born?

Incindre: ..New London...

Austin Goodmen (Murphy): So was Austin....


Austin Goodmen (Murphy): CAMBRIDGE FARMERS FOR THE WIN!!!!!

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Currently Retired

Signs and Portents

[Shagohad]

[4:03:33 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): He cybered me once.
[4:03:36 PM] Eriq: I met J-
[4:03:36 PM] Josh (Petrucci): lets make him a de-

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"THE HULL HAS BEEN BREACHED AND THE SCIENCE IS LEAKING OUT!"