Greetings to you all!

[bluntpencil2001]

I had a cat once.

It had eyes. It doesn't any more. It is safe.

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[Eppy]

...

Well, I see people are trying to do my job for me again and deface my reputation AGAIN. Sheesh, can't a guy go to school without having a huge threadful of slander waiting in his in-box? First off, all the rumors are true: I AM a Cardmine addict, which one should expect, considering I OWN the Outcast Guard system. Cardamine is a good thing, kids, and anybody who suggests otherwise is an idiot.:dry:Also, Etaphraven has no idea what I sound like, as he doesn't have Skype, so it sucks to be him.

Now, on a brighter note, Welcome to Discovery! That makes you, I believe, the-correct me if I'm wrong-fourth active lady we have here? Anyways, as is tradition, I must inform the poster in every Welcome thread to beware the great evils of Discovery, which are Communist Penguins and our Cannibals, Harlequinn and Malaclypse. ALWAYS be careful around them.

Anyways (here comes the shameless recruiting pitch) Join the Outcasts! Specifically, the 66th Outcast Fighter Wing, based at Corsica. We spend most of our time on the more purely military aspects of Outcast Roleplay, specifically defending Outcast space and killing the IMG and/or Corsairs (not necessarily in that order). Also, FREE CARDAMINE! Which you want. EVERYBODY wants Cardamine.

So, anyways, Welcome, don't pay attention to the idiots, and join my faction. Glad to have you aboard!

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Quick comment - we thought that Panzer was the Leader, Swift. -Agmen

Which Dreadnought was that?

One of your nine.

[Etaphreven]

Ouch:P

[Exile]

Eps, im going to slap you for that shameless recruiting:P

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[Eppy]

I know, Exile, but, alas, 'tis what I do. I DO intend to win this war at some point, so we need all the cannon fodder we can get ^_^

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Quick comment - we thought that Panzer was the Leader, Swift. -Agmen

Which Dreadnought was that?

One of your nine.

[DBoy1612]

DBoy would date anything with eyes, dear, don't let him touch you.

*slap*

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Retired Admin
What Dustin now spends his free time doing... Don't hurt me... Though EVEMail me if you play. ^_^

[Swamvely]

thanks for the advise unselie:laugh:.... are you saying that by experience?:unsure:

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[Jwnantze]

dont worry, I dont date, just glad to have more girls cause thats all I can beat in a dogfight. As Eppy said more cannonfodder.

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There is nothing worth living for, unless it is worth dying for. -Elizabeth Elliott

[Horon]

DBoy would date anything with eyes, dear, don't let him touch you.

Oh dear god thats going in my sig!

Watch the flying cake. It's really quite deadly. Eat pudding instead!

THE CAKE IS A LIE! THE CAKE IS A LIE! THE CAKE IS A LIE! (Sorry, portals reference. Couldn't resist!)

Anyways, welcome to Discovery, Follow the rules, and stay away from Dboy.

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While being quite funny, your sig was the biggest one i've ever seen so far. No more than 700x250 please. ~utrack
http://pastebin.com/SYQXBufs

[Unseelie]

*slap*

Hey!
Whats this?
Did you just hit me?




Ok, let me tell you about DBoy.
He is essentially the number one evil: Meric Freelamen, who must be kilt, or, conversely, Derek Mandel, who is lecherous, chauvinistic, and refuses to admit that Juno has more money.

Moreover, he just hit me, and that *Hurt*
Bad,
bad boy.

*SMACK*

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