Love service!

[Chev]

SENDER ID: Nebraska J.
RECEIVER ID: Concordia

Hai there, Concordia.

So, my name is Nebraska (weird name, huh?), 31 years old. And I'm lonely as hell. Well, I'm not saying that I've never been on date, but... probably, because of my character, all men think that I'm tomboy of some sort... so every man thinks that the only thing I'm looking for is some one nighter. I'm not one of these "girly" females, probably because I've spent most of my years with father only, and in my 17's I've joined Navy, Marine Corps, and I've always was person of dirty hands (working as deckhand, mechanic etc.).

However, now, when I'm 31 years old, I'm still alone and I've got no serious relationships. What should I do? Am I doomed to forever date males who sees me as some sort of object? Can you help me, Connie?

Thanks in advance.

~ Nebs.

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[Columnsx]

***Sender ID: TheBomber***

What on earth have I stumbled on? What is this 'service' you offer people? I think it's bordering on the weird - which I like! How much?

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[Yaoquizque]

## Source::Fune ##
## Kind::Text ##
## Encryption::Omega ##

## Target::Trueno honey ##
## Start ##

Hey there!
Oh by the way... My name isn't Fune, you know... Fune is my friend!
My name is Concordia... Or Connie if you prefer?

Anyway!
I never met her, so i can't tell you much about her!
However... She seems to be a bit afraid of what could happen... And excited too.
Pretty much like you, in the end!

That said... Yes! I decided i wouldn't tell you anything about her. Wouldn't that ruin the fun if i did?

I don't think you would need to bring bodyguards... Unless they are like... Very cute!
Just kidding...

If you two meet on a freeport anyway, there shouldn't be must risk, right?
I will most certainly come with her as i told you because... I think she needs a friend to get through this.

Remember about my little bit of advices, okay love? Don't try to do too much... Just be yourself!

I will call you soon!

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## Target::Nebraska! ##
## Start ##

Hello Nebrie!
You don't mind i call you that way?

Nothing wrong with being the way you are!
And please Oh! Please don't even think to change in order to match what you think men want.

By doing so, you wouldn't be yourself and it could never work!
We're all different. All you need to do is to find the right boy for you!

You say they often tend to think you only want fun and easy sex. Are you sure you're sending them the right signals.

Men often think with their.. Well you know!
Ha! What i mean anyway is... That the problem certainly isn't with your identity... But with the way you are looking for your boy and how you are choosing them.

Remember refusing to choose by letting them do so is a choice too!
For example... Are you only looking for one in your activity sector thingy dingy?

Love you!

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## Target::TheBomber sweetheart ##
## Start ##

Uhoh... Hey there!

I don't quite understand your question, honey.
Is there a better reward than knowing i made your heart shine by helping you to find love?

If you need help or advices, i'm listening!

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[Chev]

SENDER ID: Nebraska J.
RECEIVER ID: Concordia

Thanks for the response, Connie.

The thing is, most of my dating partners are actually from my activity sector - traders, haulers and all kind of other pilots. This is what I do since 815 A.S. Maybe that's the reason I can't find something I'm looking for? Since most of this kind of pilots are... well... dumb. But can someone else look to a hauler who pilots holey bucket?

~ Nebs.

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[Yaoquizque]

## Source::Fune ##
## Kind::Text ##
## Encryption::Omega ##

## Target::Nebrie honey ##
## Start ##

Why wouldn't they? All you have to do is trying!
Oh! I have an idea!

You see, some time ago, a cute boy called me because he was concerned about a friend having some issues finding a girl.
He's a soldier for what i understood, and doesn't have time to look for a sweetheart.

What about meeting him?! Would change a bit from the boys you usually meet!

See you!

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[Chev]

SENDER ID: Nebraska J.
RECEIVER ID: Concordia

Wow, that would be awesome!

When we can arrange the meeting? Just to make sure, we can't do this today since my job.

Thanks, Connie!

~ Nebs.

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[Yaoquizque]

## Source::Fune ##
## Kind::Text ##
## Encryption::Omega ##

## Target::James Arland ##
## Start ##

Hey, love!

Now you might find it quite odd to be contacted by a complete stranger, but your friend Austin told me you were looking for a girl!

I talked with Nebrie honey who agreed to come to a date. Why not a date with you?!
You should invite her to a nice dinner. You surely know good restaurants, don't you?

Here is her neuralnet... Hmm... Fune? What was the... Ha!

Nebraska J.

If you need any advices about dating girls or how to make your heart shine... Call me, okay?

Byebye!

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[Jihadjoe]

Aodh O'Malley flicks the camera on and gives a half smile.

Evenin' miss. Gotta say this ain' what I thought I'd end up doin' with a bit of free time... But ain' an issue.

Name's Aodh, incase y' wonderin'. Saw this an' thought to m'self perhaps there's somethin y' can be helpin' a man with. Problem ain' perhaps what yer used to handlin'... But I'll do best as I can t' explain it.

See... I ain' battlin' with a lack of self confidence, or not havin' th' ability to talk t' members o' the opposite sex. Somethin' a bit different.

Now I ain' asking you to help me find some pretty lass, but rather helpin' me deal with somethin' that's been buggin' me a long time.

Few years back, I was escortin' a transport (part o' the job on the more borin' days, I'm a mercenary) along with a colleague o' mine. Now, the captain o' this transport was a pretty thing, an' was pleasent enough t' talk to... so naturally myself an' my colleague, a lass called Violet, were talkin' to her a bit... this turned into a wee bit o' competition y'see?

Now this little competition was all goin' my way, an' this transport gal was clearly interested, an' she seemed like a real crackin' lass. But then my colleague went an' said somethin' which put paid to every opportunity I might o' had. She said... An' I quote... "You don't want to hang around that Lazuli guy. He's a rapist."

Now, this simply ain' true... ain' in my nature. I might be considered all sorts o' things, an' I been called plenty, but this one thing simply ain' true. I ain' never gone puttin' it where it ain' wanted. An' that's a principle which I stick to.

Problem bein' this rumour gone an' spread to jus' about half o' sirius. So now pretty much every time I'm seein' an opportunity for me, there's someone poppin' up and saying "Ohhh you better be watchin' our fer that Lazuli fella. There's nasty things said 'bout him."

It's causin' me some problems.

He grins and flicks off the camera, cutting the communication.

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[l3wt]

Incoming Transmission

From: Lt. Cdr. James Arland, Bretonian Armed Forces, 5th Fleet

Location: Battleship Suffolk

Miss Concordia, was it? I must admit that these news come as a little bit of a surprise. It seems as though my kind friend Austin for some reason neglected to tell me about this arrangement. I am suspicious as to exactly how he profiled me when contacting you, but hey, I appreciate his gesture - as I appreciate your work in matchmaking for a combat pilot who didn't even ask you himself.

I'll go ahead and contact Miss Nebraska, (if you haven't already) and we'll find out what happens. I know of a few decent places to get dinner, if the Gauls haven't blown them all up yet...

- Arland

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[Yaoquizque]

## Source::Fune ##
## Kind::Text ##
## Encryption::Omega ##

## Target::Aodwha! odd name honey! ##
## Start ##

Uhoh... That wasn't quite nice of her to do that!
Why did she? Oh! Maybe she was upset you were caring about someone else instead of caring about her?

Did you have an adventure with her?

That said.. I don't quite see what i could about it, love.
The only thing i know is the more you fight a rumour, the more it spreads!

We girls are more interested by acts and commitment rather than reputation anyway. At least it's what i would like to believe!

Say, honey... When you found a girl you liked... Did you just give up when you heard someone spreading lies about you?
If it's the case, you shouldn't have!

Who cares about what they say!
If you do enough effort to show her how you really are, why would she bother to listen to hearsay!

Now... I hope you didn't lie to me, right, Aodeedoo!
Because if you really like to rape, it isn't nice! Bad Aodie! Bad!

Love you!

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## Target::Jamesie ##
## Start ##

Nice!
Actually... That made me think...

Do you know that big planet thingy dingy? Rmm... Cucuroro? Curalolo?
You know! In Cortez!

I don't like much to land on planets myself because it's creepy with all that wind and all that space and... That sometimes there is water falling from the sky!

But... I think it would be a nice place for a romantic evening.
They have amazing restaurants there and nice... Hmm... How do they say, Fune?

Right! Beaches!
I hope you the best!

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