Ha-ha-ha, oh wow! They sent me a di... Wait, children can see this thing! *click*. Hello! Is this an abuse team? I think you need to see this... *click* *click*. Okay, thankee! *click*. Huh, nobody can say that da rogue boyz are bad ones! We do care about children of Liberty, hehe.
Ah, excellent, just as I was thinking about a surprise for Ashley right after I contain this mess on Hawaii. This is definitely going to be a great threat indeed. Behold, ripe women of Sirius, you're no longer safe. The destroyer of all [static] has come!
I'll be ordering a 15 inch model, do you do same day deliveries?
Fish yeah! I know all about THE THREAT. I'm not sure what the blue-black flipdongle has to do with it, though, but you and I know that they're out there!
Scheming to take over the space-place with their alien ways. Seeding themselves in the Who-Mans. Speaking in their funny ways. Destroying everything we hold dear. Bringing about the end of the worlds!
TREE PEOPLE.
They've been scarce for far too long. These few weeks of peace in the Ultra-Epic Mega-War with the Tree People have been no coincidence, as we both know. I know where they are, though. Back in Omi-Sig-Mega-Tau Eleventy-Eight, that's where, plotting their next move!
I'm glad there's someone else out there who acknowledges the true danger of the Treeple. FINALLY someone with some sense in their fishnoodle! Now, years ago, I was able to come up with an ingenious plan to fend off The Stones, who act as the Treeple's allies and scouts. That war was won, but at such a cost.Incoming Message Source: x-3.21,y-1.45, New York:relay:The Cruicible, Omicron Kappa Treeple? That's ridiculous. Even if there were tree people, or say...people with spores in their heads all linked together in a global conspiracy, who totally don't exist by the way, why would they want to take over the galaxy?
That's silly. They probably just want to spread their tree ways all over, and bring life to the void and sink their tendrils into your flesh and feed upon the blood of the unworth....yeah.
Treeple don't exist.
On a completely unrelated note, the current location of the sender of this broadcast would be of great use in reprogramming the cruise missi.....the cruise engines. On our cruise ship. Of Love.
Yes......love. End of Message
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[color=#33FFFF]Okay okay... Um. Gotta do the think-talky. That's how they hear you. This is gonna give me a headache... here we go!
***name (Brakelatabasaasta) help {requires}! Quickstop "Tree People" <destroy> ALL***
***[thinkreply] "privately"/"publicly" {{either}} (in-order-to) (meeting) name (Brakelatabasaasta) in {central_star_system}, "converse" on <matters of defense>, quickstop "foliage"***
***It is --thankful--,***
***:::FRIEND:::***
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[color=#009900]***Do not think the spore is blind. From out of two, the Mother, and out of three the One that is the Spore.***
***We hear all that happens in the green spaces of the world, and see all that goes forth unto the foilage.***
***We are the Spark, of Light and Life, the Second of the two lights of the universe, the completion of our Dread Father's holy goal of life from out of nothing.***
***The First, the non that inhabit the void, lifeless machines of fake flesh and technology, shall be swallowed up and made whole with the Mother, that together we may await the coming of the Father and his dread servants.***
***We are many voices that sing one song, a song of light and life and peace and joy, a song that you will not share.***
***Your flesh shall be rendered, and torn asunder, and cast unto the Touched, and they shall feed upon it with great joy.***
***Your blood shall be spilled, as a lamb to slaughter, drained and cast unto the Roots, who shall swallow it whole with the dirt and rock.***
***Your bones shall be ripped out, and tossed unto the fair creatures of the Mother, and they shall gnaw at your remains until their dying day.***
***Your organs shall be taken, cut from your body and given to the Gatherers, who's foul maws will gnash and tear and take your life for their own.***
***Your soul will be taken into the Cruicible, and given unto the Mother and her Roots, and ye shall become part of the Joining, immortal and e'er dying, knowing truth and yet blind and deaf, and ye shall feel the yin and yang of eternal pain and everlasting pleasure.***
***{{horribly graphic mind-pictures}}***
A patch of small flowers near your dumpster slowly rotates, away from the sun, and towards you.
gone four years, first day back: Zoners still getting shot in Theta :|
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